Orly's Found the REAL Kenyan Birth Certificate

[Stephanie]

This time, for SURE.

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FW: OBAMA CERTIFICATE OF LIVE BIRTH ?!?! BORN IN KENYA !
Monday, October 19, 2009 8:15 PM
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Subject: FW: OBAMA CERTIFICATE OF LIVE BIRTH ?!?! Born in Kenya !
Date: Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:09:42 -0800


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—– Original Message —–
From: Jeff Schwilk
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;
Sent: 10/19/2009 6:52:23 PM
Subject: OBAMA CERTIFICATE OF LIVE BIRTH ?!?! Born in Kenya !

From: Jeff Schwilk
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;
Sent: 10/19/2009 6:52:23 PM

Subject: OBAMA CERTIFICATE OF LIVE BIRTH ?!?! Born in Kenya !

IS THIS IT ??? see attached.

Is this the elusive Hawaii certificate of live birth showing Obama was born in Kenya, or is this a very elaborate hoax? We’ll find out soon! If this is real, you are one of the first in the nation to see it!

—– Original Message —–
From: William Blaine
To: [email protected]
Sent: Monday, October 19, 2009 7:15 PM
Subject: Obama Birth Proof

My client has asked me to share this with you and asks that you share it with as many patriots as possible so that it cannot be scrubbed from existance.

I trust you will know what to do with this.

Unless, you know, it's another elaborate HOAX. Poor Mad Queen Orly doesn't know how to post a file or image on her site so we'll have to wait until this one makes the rounds tomorrow. Good times!

[tabatha]

1. She is going to end up in a loony bin,

chasing ghosts.

[Garam_Masala]

31. She is already a looney tunes...

she needs a psychiatrist ASAP.

[Stephanie]

2. Jeff Schwilk seems to be part of the Minutemen

Now there's a reputable source. Go Orly!

http://www.splcenter.org/blog/tag/jeff-schwilk/

[Brother Buzz]

13. Looks like he's hard-up for quick cash so I guess he's trying to cashing in on the

gravy train too.

[One of Many]

72. Oh he's a piece of work ...

http://agentjeffschwilk.blogspot.com/2008/05/jeff-schwilk-san-diego-bikini-boy.html

holy cripes

[liberalmuse]

3. This will never end, will it?

guess we're bored with our own crazy so we have to import new and better crazy. As Bill Maher said the other night, 'The bottom of a cave called. It want's its batshit back.'

[niyad]

4. I know what to do with this. . . by the way, blaine, if you are, in fact, an attorney,

you might want to look up the correct spelling of "existance."

question: how can a certificate of live birth from hawaii prove that someone was born in kenya? expiring minds want to know

[Stephanie]

5. Lol!

I completely missed that!

[niyad]

9. one of the hazards of being an editor--these things just scream at you.

[msallied]

40. Fellow editor chiming in, and agreeing with you.

It's only missing a solid "definately" to seal the deal. Sigh.

[CitizenLeft]

59. that's one of my big bugs - the misspelling of "definately"

It definitely gets on my nerves.

[Name removed]

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[Stephanie]

24. Hah!

You are almost cute. The long form of his Hawaiian Birth Certificate showing his birth place is Mombasa?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Garbo 2004]

27. Hawaii acquired Mombasa in a late night poker game with Britain in 1959 so it's all good. nt

[Arkana]

35. Not a Hawaiian birth certificate if it shows "Mombasa".

And you're an idiot for thinking he was born anywhere but Honolulu, Hawaii, LIKE HE SAYS.

[busybl]

6. Is there a new cottage industry making fake Obama bc's?

[Stephanie]

7. Everyone at DU made them for a while

It was hilarious!

[Garbo 2004]

17. IIRC there's an online site where you can make a Kenyan birth cert for anyone. nt

[Brother Buzz]

23. !

http://kenyanbirthcertificategenerator.com/

[busybl]

65. too funny

[Brother Buzz]

67. Why not crank one out and post it for your thousanth post?

Still, 999 looks pretty cool

[Ganja Ninja]

34. Obama derangement syndrome is a cottage industry.

Sometimes I wonder why I shouldn't cash in on it. These people are not open to any change of mind on the issue. For them it's already been decided. They're willing to pay money for anything no matter how obviously fake or ridiculous just to hear what they want to hear.

[Bicoastal]

8. You mean, the NEW real Kenyan Birth Certificate.

Until it's easily proved a forgery, at which point she'll move on to the next hoax that pops into her inbox.

[cliffordu]

10. Looks like the certificates we put into circulation finally sank to her level of excretia.

This is really good - Look for the British doctor on the sig line to know it's one of ours.

[NYC_SKP]

46. (ssshhhhhhhhhhhh) be vewwy quiet...

(she seems to be taking the bait)

BWAAHAAHAAA!

:P

[cliffordu]

56. Yep - this is going to be GREAT!

:rofl:

[camera obscura]

11. I think I'm gonna be Orly for Halloween

Just gotta find the blonde wig and fake eyelashes.

[Brother Buzz]

28. A Halloween spider sliced in half will work great for eyelashes

[LovinLife]

12. I know this is suppose to be a joke, but who pays for all of this lunatic's court appearances?

It can't be free to file motion after motion. I'm tired of this woman. Why can't Obama just deport her?

[Stephanie]

14. She begs for donations daily and has dozens of PayPal links on her site

Plus she has a rich husband. Saw a picture of her house recently, will try to dig that up. It was ENORMOUS. I hope they mortgaged it to finance the lawsuits.

[LovinLife]

16. Say Obama was born somewhere else. Does she think he'd just be removed and everything would be great

It would be riots in every state. At least in most of them. And I'd be one of them pissed off. It just seems crazy for this woman, who wasn't even born here to continue this. At least I'm not seeing her on the news as much.

[Name removed]

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[Stephanie]

15. Here's more on her husband

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x8571735

[Brother Buzz]

18. Taitz has gone to the well so many times she now has to travel to South Dakota to...

milk the rubes. Not exactly SRO either. :rofl:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x8684063

[KharmaTrain]

26. That's A Very Good Question...

One a counter suit by someone who she's harassed...and the list is growing. I can't imagine she's getting enough from the dead-end freepers...they can barely keep that poor excuse of a website going. She's flying all over the place and probably racking up thousands of bucks in air, hotel and who knows what other "diversions". Methinks we could find some of the usual suspects hidden behind this scam and funding it to find something/anything.

Remember, there were tons of rumors about Clinton that were never substantiated and never truly debunked either. They're trying the same game here...it's not the qusetion of the President's birth, it's keeping that ???? out there and hope more people swallow the bullshit.

[niyad]

30. another thing it does is keep attention focused away from things that "they" would rather we didn't

notice

[niyad]

29. welcome to DU

[quantass]

19. Give this woman props for persistence...admirable for sure..but geez needs to be more productive

with that energy. I admire her fire but come on already...give it up...you're embarrassing yourself.

[era veteran]

20. Law Degrees

Are there two kinds of degrees? A regular degree and a batshit crazy kind. What do they study when they read for the bar? People Magazine

[Stephanie]

22. Here degree's from a correspondence school

Kid you not.

[Piwi2009]

32. Hell Mark Lane never quit either and it's been 45 years.

70 years from now, Obama will breathe his last, much-loved, honored and highly regarded, and Orly Taters will rub her gnarled hands in glee, cackling "We finally got him!"

[Greg K]

33. Lucy's holding the football again.. go and kick it, Orly Brown nm

[Stephanie]

36. *UPDATE* Our TROLL FRIEND has posted the REAL BC!

This time it's REAL, folks! For SURE. Now we know WHY the mods had to smite him...

http://axj.puntoforo.com/viewtopic.php?p=8637

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

37. I just browsed through that forum. Cheezus what a pile of crazy.

[Brother Buzz]

64. Ah, but Perry Mason gave them a little bit of sage advice

If you guys were my clients (not a chance, suckers!) I would insist that you all get together and decide on ONE phony certificate to submit to the court. That way I would only have to defend you against a single count of perjury, rather than several.



"Della, get Paul on the phone, we're sending him to Africa." :rofl:

[Robb]

38. HAHAHAHA!!!

Oh, lordy. I swiped it, enjoy.

[Stephanie]

41. Thank you!

Yours is bigger (no pun intended). Have we seen this one before? Looks familiar.

[Stephanie]

39. HERE IT IS - the REAL Kenyan Birth Certificate

Coincidentally, it comes from AXJ (see trollishness above). Meantime, Orly has taken down ALL of her middle-of-the night posts about this. What's up, Orly? Don't lose the faith! Keep fighting against the "COMMUNIST MAO-STALIN-OBAMA TYRANNY"!

http://axj.puntoforo.com/viewtopic.php?p=8637

[onenote]

42. another claim that Obama was born in Mombasa, Kenya

which would a neat trick since Mombasa was part of Zanzibar, not Kenya, until two years after Obama was born.

[Sebastian Doyle]

54. OH MY GOD !!!111!! HES EVEN AN ILLEGLE ALIAN IN KENYA!!!!111!!!111!11

WAS ZANZIBAR A COMMIEMUSLINOFASCIST COUNTRY TOO???22???22???

[vaberella]

68. They'll eventually figure it out....or not.

They don't have maps...so they have no understanding of Geography, or that's what I was told by Miss Teen USA '07 from a similar area.

[tabatha]

43. This has been DEBUNKED before !!!

Zoom up on the background, and you will see the words "DIT IS GEEN GELDIG DOCUMENT" which is Dutch for "This is not a valid document".

This was discussed all over the web some months before.

[Stephanie]

45. Thanks! I thought it looked familiar

Someone must have reminded Orly, she's taken her post down. She's so freaking gullible it's amazing she manages to practice dentistry and keep up her real estate practice while suing everybody on the planet.

[WeDidIt]

44. The stupid

It burns.

[WeDidIt]

47. Here is the fake they're espousing

[mariawr]

48. damn...that's a sad mock-up. Good enough for orly tho- nt

[Stephanie]

49. Thanks! Where did you find that?

[WeDidIt]

50. Free Republic

It's also on The Obama File.

The law cited at the bottom wasn't passed by the Hawaii legislature until 1982.

[Stephanie]

51. Hilarious!

I searched FR last night but they didn't have it yet. They must be ecstatic. :)

[WeDidIt]

52. Nope, already debunked

at the Obama File (which is a birther site).

they're getting good at debunking the fake ones, but the idiots still think the real one is fake.

Polarik scammed them good.

[NYC_SKP]

53. The Owner of that Photobucket Account is Quite a Gem... Check it's other pics...

http://s140.photobucket.com/albums/r14/missnry/?start=all

:puke:

[vaberella]

71. Can I say, I am honestly scared of the person who owns that account.

I wanted to report them to the FBI, it's people like that who are so disturbingly obsessed who need to be put on watch.

[NYC_SKP]

73. I have a picture of "that guy".... Warning! It's not pretty, don't even look!!!

:hide:

I TOLD you not to look!!!

[tomm2thumbs]

55. yes, they would NOT know the address in Africa after living there a lifetime - duh

stooopid continues to flow out of these stoopid broken brains of theirs

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

57. It was well hidden by Moose and Squirrel

:smoke: :crazy: :silly: :wtf:

[MissMarple]

58. Is she from that same crazy place as Ayn Rand?

Perhaps there is a regional craziness that inhibits connecting with reality.

[CitizenLeft]

60. did you see the comment on there about DU?

"Democraticunderground.com already worried?"

Uh... no. Freaks.

Dear God.

[WeDidIt]

61. I'm VERY worried

that some poor DUer is going to start laughing their asses off and end up busting a blood vessel or something from laughing so hard.

:rofl:

[CitizenLeft]

62. ha!

so true!

[gauguin57]

63. Mommy, why is our dentist... er ... our lawyer ... er ... never in her office?

My teeth are rotting in our heads, mommy, but I keep seeing "Dr." Taitz on the TeeVee waving around a piece of paper.

[busybl]

66. I couldn't resist

I moved to a new state and when I had to give them my birth certificate,
I said 'you'll notice please I was not born in Kenya". She shook her head.

[and-justice-for-all]

69. Would she just shut the fuck up already! what a dumb ass...nt

[saltpoint]

70. She needs a silver balloon.