Deal or No Deal?

[TheCoxwain]

Republicans will support Public Option if a member of DU sleeps with Michelle Bachmann and tells her that he deeply loves her.


Deal or No Deal?

[brendan120678]

1. Deal - as long as it isn't me.

Actually, she isn't a physically unattractive lady - just ideologically repulsive

[TheCoxwain]

2. you cant separate the two - it is a package deal...

but I think she is quite ugly as well

[lunatica]

3. Since no one will volunteer should we all take a vote

and send the one who gets the short straw?

[brendan120678]

4. How about we play Rock, Paper, Scissors? (nt)

[MNDemNY]

5. I'll do it, I lie well, and am a pig.

[krispos42]

9. Use lots of candlelight

The dilated pupils will help hide the batshit insanity that lurks in there.



And bring protection. Like, pepper spray.

[Fire1]

6. OK! Batter up!! Bloo! Where ARE YOOOOOOU!? LOL!

[zbdent]

7. shouldn't be too hard to get a DUer to do so nasty a deed ...

there are plenty of freeptards who show up here ... just look for low post counts and accounts that are only a day or two old ... or are derivative of previous names ...

Like "BobTheDummycrat111", "BobTheDummycrat1111", "BobTheDummycrat2222", "BobTheDummycrat3333333" ...

[TheKentuckian]

8. I'm a team player, can be a whore, and capable of spinning a yarn

I'll do it but she better like the taste of a handle of bourbon and the scent of 40 blunts.

[SpartanDem]

10. I'll take one for team

as long DU agrees to supply me with not only enough booze to get through that night, but that I never have to pay for another drink in my entire life.

[Orsino]

11. You're really asking for a lifetime commitment.

Knowing the risk, would anyone seriously chance making her a crazy ex?

[demwing]

12. Deal,and I volunteer

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[bigwillq]

13. Can't be me.

I wouldn't get "up" for her. Although I am sure many straight men wouldn't be able to either. :rofl: :P :)