PHOTO Caption it? (Palin)

[Jackeens]

This May 2009 photo provided by Runner's World magazine shows Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin in a yoga pose near her home in Wasilla, Alaska. Palin says she'd come out ahead if she went one-on-one with fellow jogger President Barack Obama in a long run, according to an interview published online Tuesday, June 30, 2009.

[DontTreadOnMe]

1. You betcha!

"I can hold this position longer than Obama can!"

[YOY]

2. "It's 'Christian Yoga' Republifriends! No need to worry 'bout that Satanic regular Yoga!"

n/t

[Norrin Radd]

22. Good point.

[lapfog_1]

3. What, is she a synchronized swimmer about to enter the water? - n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. No, an out-of-sync conservative that's headed down the drain

[YDogg]

5. I LOLd.

[Hutzpa]

15. Wouldn't even want her down my drain.....

you gotta think about pollution.


:evilgrin:

[zbdent]

6. Moscow can see her ass ...

(and it's not an exaggeration ...)

[Sebass1271]

10. LOL!!!

[zbdent]

7. "I can see Russia from my house, but I can't see the White House from

my electability ..."

[aaaaaa5a]

8. Photo Caption....

..."And Bristol, if you hold this position for just a little bit longer, you won't get pregnant!"

[Sebass1271]

9. how old is she again? she is DEF fit!

[asphalt.jungle]

13. for real. i don't like her very much, but damn

and she had 4 or 5 kids.

[Hutzpa]

57. A big hole to fill

:evilgrin:

[UrbScotty]

11. And, One, And, Two! Lift that leg up, ladies!

[rug]

12. "I'm a little teapot . . . ."

[beac]

14. Upward Facing Nincompoop. n/t

[TokenQueer]

27. Lol! n/t

[beac]

28. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

Edited to add... I just realized I'd "welcomed" you already. Clearly, exposure to Sarah Palin softened my brain tissue. ;)

[TokenQueer]

31. I also suffer from Palin Brain Stem Fatigue

Also, she, in respect to; probably thinks the Medulla Oblongata is a villian in the next Disney film. Also.

And thanks for the double-welcome! I am double warm and fuzzy!

:pals:

...also.

[Lisa0825]

46. LOL!

I like you! :pals:

[TokenQueer]

55. Awwwww....thanks!

Was starting to think the only person my post was cracking up.....was me! :rofl:

...and I even have a finalist spot on the DU T-Shirt Slogan Contest (the only gay-centric entry).

:toast:

[Lisa0825]

58. Awesome!

You've made a splash in your 84 posts! LOL! :-)

[bigwillq]

43. Hello.

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[TokenQueer]

54. Thanks!

:hi:

[HopeOverFear]

16. She doesn't look half bad in that photo

[rationalcalgarian]

17. Yoga?

That's not really a yoga pose, is it? I wouldn't know.
But if it is, she's flirting with danger! The religious right regards yoga, as well as any other "eastern" influence, as a gateway to our (white christian) souls for the devil to invade! I recall that, in 2007, a group of "parents" successfully lobbied the school board in Abbpttsford, BC to discontinue the teaching of yoga in their childrens' PhysEd classes for that reason. (Two years later, fat diabetic kids chowing down on Mcdonald's.... but no evil yoga.)

Maybe Sara is trying to tempt the devil into Alaska so she can shoot him from a helicopter and shove him head-first into a wood-chipper while giving an interview!

Arrrgh. I need another beer.

[PSzymeczek]

49. "I guess that was your friend in the wood chipper."

YOU BETCHA!

[rustydog]

18. Who gives a fuck IF she could out run Obama?

What in the jumpin' Jesus world would that prove except she physically out ran someone?

she is still as dumb as a fucking retarded ROCK.
She still cannot put together a cognitive sentence without throwing in you betcha or "Drill Baby Drill".

She is a friggin idiot. It is amazing the GOP is still hitching their wagon and hopes onto this foolish woman.

[KingFlorez]

19. *in Stuart Larkin voice* "Look what I can do!"

[Pharlo]

20. And here is a rare photo of 'Republicanus Mindnumbus' exposed

in the broad daylight. Typically, this species prefers hidden niches and darkness for the majority of their activities. Like their cousins, the termite, 'Republicanus Mindnumbus' will attack the foundation of any structure they alight upon. It is common to see an institution attacked by 'Republicanus Mindnumbus' appear untouched, but upon further exam it is found to be fundamentally compromised and structurally unsound.

[krispos42]

21. "Why, Em See Ay!"

"Whee! Did I get it?"

[Norrin Radd]

23. I can crush wolf pups between my thighs.

[Scurrilous]

24. Pretty/Vacant n/t

[Orsino]

25. She is going to be training *hard*.

Since the pretty is all she has to offer, she's going to take care of it.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

26. "I'm doin' yoga like that Indian fella Sitting Bull."

[ericgtr]

29. I think she's very pretty there

If she would just not talk.

[rustydog]

30. The only density in Alaska is the space between Palin's ears

[11 Bravo]

32. See, I make a four with my legs and a zero with my arms, and there you have it ... 40, my IQ!

You betcha!

[rebel with a cause]

33. This is my best Tina Fey pose.

Aren't I talented. I could beat her in.......well, in something.

[Beacool]

34. Actually, that's a very nice pic of her.

The place is beautiful. I don't wish her ill, just that she stay away from politics.

;)

[SKKY]

35. I can't stand her ideology, values, or politics...

...but damn, I'd hit it!

[beac]

36. "Did you know I have a Special-Needs Son?" Salutation

or...

GOP Bermuda Triangle Pose

or...

Thick As A Plank Pose

or...

I Don't Listen to My Staff Pose





(Yes, I went to yoga today. Why do you ask? ;))

[lame54]

37. The dance of the kuckoo-nut ferry

[Madam Mossfern]

38. Not really a caption

but does one usually wear that much make-up when they're exercising? Honestly I think we need to just ignore her. Just as the rest of the world should. Why reward her publicist?

[Optical.Catalyst]

39. I'm such an air head, I can't even sink in quicksand!

[Raine1967]

40. Hi I'm Sarah Palin, Spokeswoman For Summers Eve....

You may have known me as a failed VP candidate on TV, But now I hear to tell you how fresh I feel with Summers Eve!

[beac]

47. Sarah Palin gives American politics that

"not so fresh" feeling.

[zulchzulu]

41. That's actually a good photo of her

I'm being fair.

She might piss off a few Jeebus Freeps with her embracing of the evil yoga... that's witchcraft!

:crazy:

[Fleshdancer]

42. This is so much better than the one where she's leaning on the flag

I hate her politics, but good for her for making her physical health a priority. She looks great.

[burning rain]

44. "You'll find a god in every golden cloister, & if you're lucky then the god's a she..."

~

[PSzymeczek]

48. One Night in Bangkok

I miss my "Chess" soundtrack.

[burning rain]

45. "No, seriously, what do you mean by 'cameltoe'?"

~

[The Wizard]

50. Holy crap

The gov is showing some camel toe.

[Arugula Latte]

51. ...And then a narwhal emerged from the water and speared her on its massive tusk

and carried 'er down to Davy Jones' locker.

You betcha.

[beac]

52. That's not a caption.

That's a beautiful, beautiful dream.

[Johonny]

53. nothing like a little run by the industrial mining run off

[Bugenhagen]

56. I can't wait until someone suggests that she take a ride in a tank for a photo op.

[POAS]

59. A "tree" with shallow roots!

[mwooldri]

60. Audition Photo for the upcoming series of "Real Housewives of Juneau". nt

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

61. Too Easy - She's Bonkers!

And with that, I'm tired now, I'll stop.