Mitch McConnell sure is one weird looking dude.

[Unsane]

Something is really weird about his face.

[Captain Hilts]

1. As one response to a statewide survey my firm conducted said, "he looks like Howdy Doody."

And he does.

[Bake]

12. That's what we used to call him in Louisville

When he was still Jefferson County Judge-Executive (pre-Senate, of course).

Bake

[cloudbase]

2. Insert snarky comment

about having to sleep with Elaine Chao here _________________________.

[asjr]

3. He looks like the cartoon dog Droopy.

[maddezmom]

4. funny he should say everyone needs to sober up

when he looks like he's been drinking red wine? what's up with his lips?

[CTyankee]

5. It's that receding chin. He sure is butt fugly...n/t

[Kolesar]

9. Another chinless hick, Bill Cunningham, does RW radio from Ohio

[Captain Hilts]

6. His looks aren't his fault. His policies are.

Man, being pretty sure does help a politician!

[artms]

7. I know

lipstick

[Thrill]

8. He looks like he can chew corn through a fence

[AtomicKitten]

10. His head is made entirely of wax.

[Political Tiger]

11. He needs a new set of dentures. n/t