Have you read the Rude Pundit today?

[GreenPartyVoter]

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/

Excerpt from yesterday:

Here's what {Repubs will} say:

1. "Barack Obama's grandmother died before Election Day. Should her early vote count? Or isn't that just typical Chicago politics (even if she lived in Hawaii)?"

2. "Sarah Palin's witch hunter pastor says that John McCain was a victim of voodoo, hoodoo, and demonic intervention because November 4 is so close to Halloween."

3. "If the Supreme Court doesn't declare Obama the winner, it doesn't count."

4. "Obama's voters are brainwashed socialist hordes who were ordered by subliminal text message to do the Democrats' bidding or face immediate bombing by Bill Ayers and a sound 'goddamning' from Jeremiah Wright while being forced to buy cheap real estate from Tony Rezko."

5. "The Diebold electronic voting machines received the wrong orders after they were hacked. Oh, shit, did I just say that?"

6. "Election workers in Gary, Indiana, and elsewhere were confused when people showed up dressed as Mickey Mouse and Dr. Seuss, just like it said on their ACORN registration cards."

7. "White Americans were frightened by the thought of rioting, basketball player strikes, and a bunch of really bad protest hip-hop if Obama lost."

8. "Republicans were confused when they saw John McCain's name above Sarah Palin's on the ballot."

9. "America just voted a black guy with a weird name in as President. C'mon, Wolf. That can't be real."

[Symarip]

1. Fuck shit damn. Lockheed Martin has it blocked.

Want to do me a favor and post the words, pretty please? :D

[Fridays Child]

3. Here are the first four paragraphs.

I'll PM the rest to you.

11/05/2008
Time to Rub Their Fucking Faces in It:
A wiser, more prescient-thinking nation would have done this four years ago. But, no, no. It wasn't enough that America had been bent over a pommel horse and fucked by the uncircumcised cock of the Bush administration. We had to be raped, raped again, and then beaten down in the street with the threat of having our eyes cut out and our kidneys sold to the Chinese before we finally said, "You know what? Fuck this. We deserve better than to be the jizz repository of Republicans and all the conservative johns."

Yeah, there's gonna be time for "reaching across the aisle," a phrase that ought to be consigned to the medical waste heap along with "trickle down" and "homeland security." There's gonna be plenty of time for us to figure out how to work to bring the rest of the nation into the fold. There's time enough to do all of the reconciliation and reformation and offering of a hand. But today, and maybe tomorrow, and maybe even Friday, let's just fucking gloat.

Because yesterday, the United States of America, east, west, north, and south, motherfuckers, shook its collective ass at and farted in the face of the Bush administration, of John McCain, and of the entire right wing that, since Ronald Reagan, has yanked this nation further and further rightward like it's a leashed dog. We bit the hand that fed us, man, and the blood tastes so very good.

So let's all say a huge "Fuck you" to some of those who have been shitting in our nests for the last eight years:

[GreenPartyVoter]

4. Looks like you got the one for today.; Check out this list from yesterday

Election Day: Nine Ways Republicans Will Try to Make Obama's Victory Illegitimate (You Don't Get to Read This Until You've Fucking Voted):
This time around, the machines were working at the Rude Pundit's precinct. The first thing he did after pushing the magical buttons was to call the Rude Brother and say, "I just voted for a black guy for president. How crazy is that?" It's not, of course, that it's a leap of beliefs for the Rude Pundit. It's having the opportunity. And, totally non-cynically, that was just goddamn cool. The fact that Obama's gonna win? Well, let's not blow our loads yet.

Despite the fact that George W. Bush was installed in office in 2000 after losing the popular vote and, as proven later, the electoral vote, that won't stop Republicans from claiming that even a true landslide (not the 51% that Bush claimed was a "mandate" in 2004) is proof that the election was stolen by Democrats like a sleeping baby from out of a crib by a mad elf. Let's not wait for Rick Davis or some other McCain campaign bucket of spooge to screech nutzoid excuses to Wolf Blitzer. Here's what they'll say:

1. "Barack Obama's grandmother died before Election Day. Should her early vote count? Or isn't that just typical Chicago politics (even if she lived in Hawaii)?"

2. "Sarah Palin's witch hunter pastor says that John McCain was a victim of voodoo, hoodoo, and demonic intervention because November 4 is so close to Halloween."

3. "If the Supreme Court doesn't declare Obama the winner, it doesn't count."

4. "Obama's voters are brainwashed socialist hordes who were ordered by subliminal text message to do the Democrats' bidding or face immediate bombing by Bill Ayers and a sound 'goddamning' from Jeremiah Wright while being forced to buy cheap real estate from Tony Rezko."

5. "The Diebold electronic voting machines received the wrong orders after they were hacked. Oh, shit, did I just say that?"

6. "Election workers in Gary, Indiana, and elsewhere were confused when people showed up dressed as Mickey Mouse and Dr. Seuss, just like it said on their ACORN registration cards."

7. "White Americans were frightened by the thought of rioting, basketball player strikes, and a bunch of really bad protest hip-hop if Obama lost."

8. "Republicans were confused when they saw John McCain's name above Sarah Palin's on the ballot."

9. "America just voted a black guy with a weird name in as President. C'mon, Wolf. That can't be real."

[Fridays Child]

5. self delete

[Atman]

2. No. I wish I was given a clue as to what I was supposed to click on. But alas...

No summation. So no clickie.

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[GreenPartyVoter]

6. I added a little bit for ya in the OP

[Parche]

7. Raunchy, but hilarious!!

:rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. I blanch a little when I read his stuff, but you know it's so spot on I can't stay away

:rofl:

[GreenPartyVoter]

9. kick

[mnhtnbb]

10. The Rude One is in rare form today. LOL

:rofl:

[GreenPartyVoter]

11. Sure is LOL

[GreenPartyVoter]

12. kick