As per Free Republic, Republican "internal polling" has McCain up in NJ, PA and MI and tie in CA

[MidwestTransplant]

Too funny.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2122325/posts

[thesubstanceofdreams]

1. This is great

They really believe they're going to win. To take those numbers with any seriousness they must be truly delusional. The defeat will be so much crushing for them.

[DemzRock]

2. A tie in Ca? Um.... that alone = completely delusional. n/t

[Sebastian Doyle]

9. well, what they neglected to say was who they polled in California.

RimJob and the 4 other losers who live in his trailer in Fresno. And even 2 of them won't vote for McCain. :rofl:

[nyccitizen]

3. Don't forget, McCain's internal polls are conducted by magic...

...delivered on gossamer parchment by a Unicorn, from the enchanted land of Wishtopia.

[Quixote1818]

8. Yep, and here is the guy that works that magic. Their top internal, magical pollster

They say he is even more brilliant than Karl Rove himself!

[ElboRuum]

4. Very interested in the PA numbers.

So, among Republicans, 55% are going to vote for McCain, 35% are going to vote for Obama, and 10% are picking their noses... er... are undecided.

Wow. I didn't realize Obama had made such inroads with the freepers.

[WeDidIt]

5. They need to lay off the Green Crack

Smoking the Chronic constantly is not good for perspective on reality.

[AtomicKitten]

6. Tied in California?

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

13. LOL!

:rofl:

"I don't think that word means what you think it means."

[bluestateguy]

7. Rove tried to pull the same trick in 2000

to "create" astroturf momentum on election eve. He pimped polls (to Drudge of course) showing his boy up in Pennsylvania and tied in California. Even Drudge was skeptical, if I remember.

[volstork]

10. "internal polling"

Where are they polling? The sigmoid colon? No wonder mccain is ahead there....

[WinkyDink]

11. It is insanity such as this that will make them cry, "Fraud! Theft!" when Obama wins. These "polls"

are, in a very real sense, TREASONOUS to our democracy.

[BattyDem]

12. NJ?

I don't think so.

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2008/10/a_new_poll_says_barack.html

[grannylib]

14. I want some of whatever they're smokin'...NOT...

what a bunch of EPIC FAIL junkies they are.

[jaysunb]

15. THIS IS NOT FUNNY !

Do you realize how dangerous it is to have this many stupid people in our midst ???? :rofl:

[kestrel91316]

16. Obama is going to win CA by 20-25 points. FR has jumped the shark.

[Warren DeMontague]

17. Haven't you heard? They're gonna WIN California, motherfuckers!!!

MUAHAHAHAAAAAHAAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alcibiades_mystery]

18. When every public poll is against you, it's best to rely on the DOUBLE SUPER SECRET ONES

These people are going to be sorely disappointed on November 4.