God is a Democrat

[scheming daemons]

The rain in PA today has postponed tonight's World Series game in Philadelphia.


Why is this good?


The game will now be tomorrow night.


What is THAT good?


Because millions of baseball fans in PA and FL will be watching Obama's 30-minute infomercial immediately prior to the game. They might not have otherwise been watching.

30 minutes of dedicated air time with large audiences guaranteed in two swing states.



God is a Democrat.

[WeDidIt]

1. I wouldn't exactly call it "free air time"

It cost Obama a pretty penny.

But baseball fans will have Fox on in anticipation of the start of the game.

[scheming daemons]

2. Sorry... fixed in OP

[WeDidIt]

3. More bleed over from that "pray for rain in Denver" crap the fundies pulled?

:evilgrin:

[shagsak]

4. I don't know of his political affiliation

But he seems to favor Obama.

[TheCoxwain]

5. There might be a flip side too .. some guys might get pissed at seeing Obama instead of Baseball

[scheming daemons]

9. Nope... game starts at 8:37.... Obama's half-hour is 8:00 to 8:30

[MessiahRp]

16. Yeah IIRC they moved the game back for Obama's political message

eom

[blondeatlast]

6. My grampa used to tell us that "no one is in that voting booth except you and God.

And always remember, God is a Democrat." (Especially this year--I'm willing to bet, but grampa can't know that!)

[timber84]

7. I believe it also caused a Palin Rally to be canceled as well!

Guess they should have prayed for no rain this time!

[maxsolomon]

8. Which God?

Odin?

Krishna?

Quetzacoatl?

[scheming daemons]

10. All of 'em!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

13. Hindu.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

11. I do not believe

in your imaginary friend.

:P

[scheming daemons]

12. But he believes in Obama

;-)


(actually, I'm an atheist.... I just like to tweak the freeptards)

[QueenOfCalifornia]

17. You are going to

have the bad karma now. :rofl:

[Forkboy]

14. I asked God and he sent a note that said this wasn't true

He's actually busy in another part of the universe at the moment. The note went on to say, "Sorry, but I can't be everywhere at once."

:shrug:

[onager]

15. He recently responded personally to a prayer...

I read this on the Internets, so I know it's true.

Down deep in one of the Red states lived a very Christian man who was constantly praying. He prayed in church and out of church. He prayed at work and on the street. He prayed for people he met on the Internet. He prayed for his family, his friends, his pets, etc. etc.

He was unhappy with the result, and finally one night he prayed: "God, I've tried to be a good Christian. But I have a dead-end job and barely make ends meet. My wife has had me locked out of the bedroom for years. My daughter flunked out of college and is pierced everywhere, including places I don't even want to think about with objects I certainly don't want to think about. My son is flunking out of high school and spends all his time listening to weird music and smoking stuff that smells funny.

"Now, God, I only mention all this because of my neighbor. He and his wife have great jobs, and obviously still love each other. His oldest daughter is in Harvard on a full scholarship, and his youngest daughter was high school valedictorian.

"What I don't understand, God, is this: my neighbor and his whole family are all atheists. How could you allow this to happen?"

Suddenly the sky darkened, a flash of lightning rent the clouds, and the Voice Of God boomed in the man's head: "Because he doesn't bother me all the time!"

(I'm an atheist myself. One of those Fundamentalist ones!)

[Forkboy]

18. LOL

I always wondered how God felt about the endless prayers...now I know. :rofl:

I'm an agnostic, so I get to make fun of both sides. ;)