You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny!I switched CAPTIONs when your back was turned

[underpants]

[Rambis]

1. HAAH HAAAH HAAAH slump over

I can dream can't I?

[Richardo]

2. "But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: "

... are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. "




:D

[underpants]

5. You've made your decision then?

Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Vizzini: Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?
Man in Black: Australia.
Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're just stalling now.
Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!
Man in Black: Then make your choice.
Vizzini: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be?
Vizzini:
Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything.
Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.
Man in Black, Vizzini:
Man in Black: You guessed wrong.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Vizzini:
Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

[Richardo]

7. "Not remotely!"

:rofl:

[underpants]

8. ...

I couldn't figure out which part of that exchange to use.

:applause:

[frickaline]

14. "Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?"

Don't forget that one :rofl:

[underpants]

17. Australia.

YES Australia

[Richardo]

19. It's the Wallace Shawn voice

"But you must have known I was NOT a great fool, you would have COUNTED on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of ME. :rofl:

[msallied]

15. LMFAO!! This whole exchange made my morning.

I love that movie. :) :) :)

[Saphire]

18. inconceivable.

[texas1928]

3. HA HA HA I just went blind in this eye...

OH god I am having a stroke. SARAH SARAH, why are you standing there smiling.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

4. Even Palin looks digusted.

[progressivebydesign]

6. Oh look! It's "charming John!", yesterday he was "dazed and confused John"

must have gotten his meds just right today.

[frickaline]

9. "It's okay, my friends. I'll always be President up here - even without the Martian's help"

lol great photo!

[Terran]

10. "I've got him...

right where he wants me!"

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

11. "Senile like a Fox!"

[LiberalAndProud]

12. Just shoot me now.

[yodermon]

13. "Maverick". You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

;)

[Starbucks Anarchist]

16. "Anybody else hear that echo?"

[begin_within]

20. See! I can wink too!

[RollWithIt]

21. Trivia of the Day, who produced "The Princess Bride" nt