How fucking stupid is Sean Hannity?

[11 Bravo]

Every few minutes he finds something to be "unbelievable", or "incredible", or "confusing". The poor dumb son of a bitch is bamboozled by virtually everything. I think I'll send him a Chinese finger trap and a strip of Velcro. He will need to take 15 - 20 years to figure out how they work, and in the meantime we won't have to listen to any more of his inane bullshit.

[gaiilonfong]

1. is this a rhetorical question? /t

[BrklynLiberal]

4. It has to be. There are no words to accurately answer that.

[ladywnch]

17. I'm sure many mental health students are doing their doctoral work on this question. eom

[BrklynLiberal]

21. heh heh heh

:thumbsup: :rofl:

[Bicoastal]

2. What is he saying this time?

[damonm]

3. Tough question...

Like "how deep is the Ocean", or "how hot is the Sun?"

[Kalyke]

29. 36,2000 feet and 27 million degrees F, if you wanted to know.

:)

[budkin]

5. The King of false outrage... I can't wait to see him cry on election night!

[Gato Moteado]

16. better yet if he strokes out and keels over right on the set of faux news

then we could say there is a god!

[ladjf]

6. He's not dumb. His words are for hire for millions of bucks. nt

[fascisthunter]

7. Well... he's Essentially Smarter Than His Viewers/Ditto-Heads

being smarter than a ditto head is not so smart

[Submariner]

8. As a white supremacist Hannity can't handle the inevitable Obama presidency

[rateyes]

9. No no no. Here's how you start this thread: Complete the sentence

Sean Hannity is so fucking stupid that___________________________.

That way you'll get a million hits.

[no_hypocrisy]

10. Sean reminds me of Einstein's quote:

The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits.

[NightHawk63]

11. "Bamboozled by virtually everything"

Damn, I almost spit my Sierra Mist on my keyboard. :)

[Gato Moteado]

12. the only thing "unbelievable" or "confusing" is......

....why he has a following.

there are still so many dumb people in the country. they listen to that garbage and think it's real.

anyway....what is it that he finds confusing today?

[grantcart]

13. He is so stupid that when Franken writes a book about how stupid FOX commentators are

he doesn't even bother to challenge him seriously lol

[The Wielding Truth]

14. I hope they can rest their brains when their party is out of power.

[damonm]

24. Can't rest what ya don't got...

[The Wielding Truth]

27. They have them. They've just been scared stupid.

[BOSSHOG]

15. Its a result of the severe trauma resulting from his extensive military service

limbaugh has the same syndrome.

[tech3149]

18. To borrow someone else's statement

"Intelligence has it's limit, stupidity has no bounds" Another good one that I saw in Orlando "You just can't fix stupid!"

[Every Man A King]

19. Not as stupid as the people who watch him n/t

[Every Man A King]

20. dup

[FUCK_BUSH]

22. He is not human.I feel sorry for his family b/c they have to live with him all the time.

[Larry in KC]

23. That would be a good push-polling question!

[BuyingThyme]

25. 11

[Born_A_Truman]

26. This sure fit!

Ode to Sean Hannity

by John Cleese

Aping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You’re a profanity
Hannity

[Rambis]

28. DCI Gene Hunt says...

http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Cesspits.mp3

[Forkboy]

30. Trick question. It can't be measured.

[Two Sheds]

31. Sean Hannity is so stupid that when he was asked about "The Satanic Verses"

He replied, "the Satanic versus Who?"

[underpants]

32. He's raising the bar

on stupid

I don't have the details but 4 years ago Hannity was going off about Kerry cutting the national defense budget. He multiplied the cut to the Strategic Reconaissance Office instead of dividing it over the years that Kerry tried to recoup the BILLION dollars the SRO had hoarded. Turns out the SRO ( a well known defense contractor slush fund) wanted to use the money, OUR MONEY, to build a top-of-the-line office building...for lobbyists.

Hannity is even good at what he does. He just is a watered down version of Rush.

[JimWis]

33. ROFL - Funny post Bravo - and so true.

:rofl:

[crossroads]

34. VERY!

Your post made me giggle! lol Thanks!

[ncteechur]

35. Open your arms as wide as you can. About that stupid!