Does McCain EVER have a rally without either Palin or Cindy?

[jenmito]

It's as if he always needs a woman with him to use as a prop. Just wondering...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. Hey, somebody has to hold the defibrillator.

[jenmito]

4. True.

[Oceansaway]

10. LOL...n/t.....

[Curtland1015]

2. Needs someone to change him after the rallies. (nt)

[jenmito]

6. I'm seeing a pattern in these replies...

and I agree with them. :)

[Bucky]

3. Of course! I'm sure someone else knows how to operate the defibrilator and...

.... the enema hose.

[jenmito]

7. Are you sure?

[enough]

5. It's a talisman signifying his virility.

[jenmito]

8. WHAT virility?

:shrug: :)

[XemaSab]

18. What, that he was able to

father a daughter? :shrug:

[billyoc]

9. It wouldn't look right if Davis and Bounds had to hold his old ass up at the podium.

[dgibby]

11. He uses them as human shields when the fecal material

hits the oscillating device.

[BrklynLiberal]

12. He must always have a caretaker nearby...

[jenmito]

13. That seems to be the consensus.

[AlCzervik]

14. he needs Nurse Ratched 1 and 2 with him at all times.

[gauguin57]

15. It's like a British sitcom ... the old man always accompanied by two "hot nurses."

I think Cindy is keeping an eye on the philandering old coot!

[Lucky 13]

16. Didn't you ever see Weekend at Bernies?

[applegrove]

17. He always has rallies with Palin because not enough people will show

up for him alone. Town Halls he does just with Cindy because you have a captive audience and it is all orchestrated.