I want to get Married at Wal-Mart and have Sarah Palin Officiate!

[Ichingcarpenter]

Palin Presided Over a Wedding at a Walmart. He worked in the pets department. She was a cashier. A romance blossomed. And when it came time to say ''I do,'' they chose -- where else? -- an aisle next to menswear. Sandwiched between racks of cotton pants and surrounded by ''Back-to-School Specials'' signs, Jake McCowan and Rosalyn Ryan exchanged vows last week at the place where they met, work and fell in love: the Wasilla Wal-Mart.

A crowd of 200, including passengers from a tour bus and several dozen curious shoppers, watched the two employees tie the knot in an afternoon ceremony officiated by Wasilla Mayor Sarah Palin. ''It was so sweet,'' said Palin, who fought back tears during the nuptials. "It was so Wasilla."


A lot of interesting Facts about Palin on this site:

http://slatereport.blogspot.com/2008/09/palin-past.html

[1corona4u]

1. I fear for this country....

these people are terminally stupid.

[patrice]

2. Wal-Mart = Sacred???? wow.

I'd love to hear how long that marriage lasts.

[Virginia Dare]

3. SERIES!11!? THAT WOULD BE HUGH!11!!....N/T

[vanderBeth]

4. Wait a minute...

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

Okay. Now I feel better. :)

[NYC_SKP]

5. Why am I not surprised that Wasilla has a Wal-Mart?

Palin is so Wasilla. Wal-Mart is so Wasilla. Ergo, Palin is so Wal-Mart.

Cheap, flashy, and not good for America.

And, very attractive to teh stoopidz.

[Sannum]

6. The bride probably wore the finest polyester.

And the groom, a john deere cap and overalls.

Trash. The best (non c-word word) to describe Palin.

[jeff30997]

7. Can Sarah come here and unclog my toilet please ?

:puke:

[Ichingcarpenter]

8. Why are you planning a baptism?

She can officiate those too!

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Mine too, Sarah. Republicans seem to clog it up .

[Ichingcarpenter]

10. The funeral will be at the Exxon station in Wasilla

for the couple's marriage.