Breaking News From Ed Schultz: McCain Camp insiders say Palin "clueless"

[kpete]

Breaking News from Big Eddie:

McCain Camp insiders say Palin "clueless"

Capitol Hill sources are telling me that senior McCain people are more than concerned about Palin. The campaign has held a mock debate and a mock press conference; both are being described as "disastrous." One senior McCain aide was quoted as saying, "What are we going to do?" The McCain people want to move this first debate to some later, undetermined date, possibly never. People on the inside are saying the Alaska Governor is "clueless."

http://www.wegoted.com/

[GodlessBiker]

1. Oy. I will be amazed if the VP debate comes off.

[gateley]

2. They just could have asked us long ago and saved themselves the time, money and angst. nt

[SaveAmerica]

3. Dude, we could have told them that, Cherlie. I'll go findya some and getem back to ya.

[dipsydoodle]

4. They should check out DU occasionally

We'd all wised up to that ages ago. Presumably senior McCain people = dumwits

[LynneSin]

5. Poor Jennifer Granholm!!! She's the one that has to do Palin in the mock debates with Biden

I mean how does someone like Granholm even begin to debate like Palin? She' have to knock off at least 50 IQ points to come close.

Probably what Team Joe has her doing is running thru every stupid 'Thanks but No Thanks' quote and Joe just comes back with some zingers.

[gordianot]

10. They need to get Tina Fey and the Saturday Night Live writing staff.

[Lucky 13]

11. Are you serious? That would be the easiest job ever.

You don't have to come up with any substance... just say the following phrases in random order to any question presented...

"Oh, ya know..." and trail off...
"In what respect, Gwen?"
"I'm the country's leading expert in energy!"
"I can see Russia from my house!"
"I'll have to get back to you on that"
"MAVERICK!"

[LynneSin]

15. It's not easy to be clueless when you're an intelligent woman

This has got to be a stretch for Jennifer. How would she or Biden keep a straight face during the debtes?

[MindMatter]

19. Naw, the easist job would be doing McCain

Q: What is you plan to create more jobs, Senator?

A: When I was in the Hanoi Hilton for 5 years, nobody asked me about creating more jobs. We've got plenty of good jobs available down at Ginto Bay.

Q: Senator, even though you have repeatedly said we are winning in Iraq, the fact is we still have over 140,000 troops there, we're still spending billions of dollars a week, and the Iraqi people have not acted on any of the major requirements that President Bush defined as being a successful result. I understand you were a POW almost 50 years ago. Can you please take 30 seconds to tell us about that again?

A: Gladly. There I was. I thought I was a dead man, and often wished I was. And then one day ...

[ORDem]

21. LOL!! Yeah, "MAVERICK" is the new "GRIDLOCK" alá Adm. Stockdale. n/t

[jhain]

6. GASP

The secret is out!!

What WILL we do? What WILL we do??

[Lucky 13]

7. Oh god what I wouldn't have given to see her "mock debate"

Who did they get to play Biden?

[NatBurner]

8. Breaking News From The World: "Duh!"

this shit would be hilarious if it weren't so serious

[gordianot]

9. Wonder if McCain has released his medical records? With Palin I understand his refusal.

[okieinpain]

12. but president clinton said the people find her hot. n/t.

[City Lights]

13. And what does that say about the loser who picked her?

:rofl:

See where shootin' from the hip leaves you, John?

The Big Dipper will be heading back to Alaska soon. They'll use her family situation as an excuse.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

14. I expect Palin will "disappear" and Tina Fey will secretly take her place

Fey is obviously more qualified.

[Lucky 13]

17. Fey would tell McCain to go fuck himself.

and rightfully so.

[Liberalynn]

16. She's not the only one who's clueless

Those asshats picked her to begin with.

[bushisanidiot]

18. McPanic graduated 4th from LAST in his class. He wanted to pick some who would make him look smart.

and she's nice to look at. the old man seriously does not give a SHIT about this country. that is clear by every decision he has been making.. the Palin choice being the major gaffe of his miserable campaign.

[Essene]

20. my taxi driver in washington told me his sister's roommate's brother said...

this stories are silly.