First time to go to Obama headquarters for me today!

[Erin Elizabeth]

I found it quite easily!

But unfortunately I've decided to withdraw my support of Obama and just stay home on election day. Here's why: I had this great idea to use body paint and make myself a walking Obama advertisement and first of all, they all looked at me weird, then when I repeated my awesome idea, they tried to be all polite about "uh, no thanks" and "that probably wouldn't be good" except for that one weirdo guy who said he'd do the paint and his apartment was just around the corner! Perv! An Obama Perv!

Well, I'm relentless if nothing else, so I started repeating my idea, only more loudly and I'm really worried about Obama winning because they not only rejected it, but the head dude started talking about if I don't calm down, they're gonna have to call the police.

What the fuck ever! Apparently the Obama campaign doesn't want good ideas! It would look good! I mean, do they want people to vote for them or not? I can't help it if I come up with such awesome ideas. I even have all the blue body paint and everything.

Whatevs. Now what am I going to do with all the body paint?

[SharonRB]

1. Did you forget the Sarcasm smiley

or are you really series?

[Erin Elizabeth]

3. Do you have any idea how much all that body paint cost?

I had to buy gallons because they said you need two or three coats for it to really look right.

;)

[SharonRB]

22. LOL

I happened to see your post before the other crazy HQ threads.

[Arctic Dave]

2. Wha?

:rofl: Wha? :rofl:


You can do like my wife "Arctic Jodie" did. She had the lady at the nail salon paint the Obama logo on her big toenail. She calls them her "toe-bamas". I will take a picture of them later and post them.

[mrreowwr_kittty]

4. ROFLMAO!

Seriously though, I've led numerous door-to-door canvasses and I've had to (gently) tell people that I couldn't allow them to knock on doors because of what they were wearing. I'm not a nitpicker or a fashionista but canvassers are representing your candidate and face piercings, visible tats, tube tops, and hippie attire are just not going to cut it in the Phoenix suburbs.

[Erin Elizabeth]

5. Would pasties have made the body paint thing better?

Because I was thinking about adding those....

[mrreowwr_kittty]

8. Not in Phoenix, honey.

:rofl:

[rockymountaindem]

6. Could you give us a detailed description of your breasts?

I find it hard to judge the quality of your idea without one :sarcasm:

[Erin Elizabeth]

7. Well if they had LET ME use my GREAT idea

they would have been BLUE!!!

[rockymountaindem]

11. Hmm...

I don't see what the Celtic warrior tradition has to do with this, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt because your name is Erin.

[Erin Elizabeth]

14. Blue for Obama!

The actual names "Obama/Biden" was going to be on my ass and I think that's the part where I lost them on the idea.

[rockymountaindem]

21. I can't get behind that either n/t

[vaberella]

9. In what respect, Erin Elizabeth?

You could always turn your boobs into headlights with the paint.

[Erin Elizabeth]

12. They do have some yellow paint that I thought

would look really good for the O for Obama and it comes in glow in the dark, heeeeeey, NEW CAMPAIGN IDEA!!! I'm going back there tomorrow! I doubt very seriously that guy meant it when he said all that junk about security.

[LiberalHeart]

10. I went to my local Obama headquarters with my favorite dildo...

...and they kept looking at that instead of at my highly-intelligent face. They didn't even ask for my phone number or name, but the cop they called did.

[Erin Elizabeth]

13. Well, if it was one of those

crazy pearl-embedded waterproof ones, I can see why!!!





;)

In before the lock?

[LiberalHeart]

16. Just barely IBL. It was red, white & blue ... not the pearl-embedded one.

[alcibiades_mystery]

15. I'm looking at you below the eyes

Well below the eyes.

[LiberalHeart]

17. So you're looking at her brains? STOP that. n/t

[Erin Elizabeth]

18. My sinuses? I know, I'm REALLY congested.

I've got to get some more Claritin-D.

[demokatgurrl]

19. Could it be....

your breasts are too small?

[Erin Elizabeth]

20. No, they're huge!

;)

[yellowdogintexas]

23. you made me laugh! nt

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[stillcool]

25. What color paint?

did it match the decor?

[Erin Elizabeth]

26. Well, erm, no.

Blue all over, then Obama/McCain in yellow either across my chest or ass. Or both.

:rofl:

WHY would they think that was a bad idea??? I wanted to canvass door to door!

[LaStrega]

27. Obama/McCain?!

Still hilarious post. Replies in the *other* post had me roaring!