How Many Beers Would You Like to Drink With Sarah Palin?

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Poll question: How Many Beers Would You Like to Drink With Sarah Palin?

The deciding factor in both the 2000 and 2004 Presidential Elections, according the the stellar conglomerated media in the United States, was that more people would have preferred to have a beer with Governor and then President Pretzel than the Democratic alternative (Even though Bush claimed to be a recovering Alcoholic...)

[BurtWorm]

1. As many as possible.

Would be the only way I could stomach her.

[mcctatas]

2. Only if we're drinking these:

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4. Does that say Moose Drool or Moose Diesel?

:shrug:

[mcctatas]

15. Moose Drool...

It's yummy!
"Moose Drool is a brown ale brewed with whole black, chocolate, caramel, pale malts and Willamette, Liberty, and Golding hops. Moose Drool is the most popular craft beer in Montana and is sold throughout 14 western and midwestern states."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moose_Drool

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17. I will look for it this weekend!

Sounds YUMMY.

[Stop Cornyn]

3. Not as many beers as she had with her husband's business partner (if you believe the tabloids)

[cdb]

6. I would be afraid to drink with her...

what if she started speaking in tongues or something?? I might get thrown out of the bar!

[Arctic Dave]

5. ZERO! She comes of as the Bitchy Prom Queen to me.

She would be one of those people that would talk about herself the entire time. No thanks, I'll pass.

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7. Where would you ever get that impression from?

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[DinahMoeHum]

8. One - to throw in her face.

:evilfrown:

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16. 'OOPS! I tripped...'

Sorry 'bout that!

:evilgrin:

[Labors of Hercules]

9. It would take at least 8...

before I'd be drunk enough to think she might be even remotely attractive.

[Buzz Clik]

10. I'd drink a beer with her if she cut her hair and learned to quit shrieking.

That voice is enough to damage DNA integrity.

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13. Hmm... I think her hair is one of her better features.

However, that is a very short list.

[clydefrand]

11. From her remarks about Obama, I figured she would only

drink ACID. You don't get that nasty by drinking beer.

[YDogg]

12. she drinks?

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14. Moose Piss

Aka Molson.











J/K

I have no idea. The point remains that the media pushed that BS meme about who you would rather be your barbuddy. Even though Bush hasn't had a sip since the nineties...

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Strawman]

18. None. She reminds me of some neighbor that would be as annoying as fuck

[Naturyl]

19. I'm gonna need 10 to stand her company...

Nevermind... even beer can't work miracles of that magnitude.

[EstimatedProphet]

20. How about Jaeger shots? I'd have her passed out in 5 minutes

EstimatedProphet, human alcohol disposal unit

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21. Yum...I lurve that stuff

Sipped it on the beach on my vacation.

[EstimatedProphet]

22. I've been known to have 25 in a setting.

[Occam Bandage]

23. How ever many it would take to end up with a campaign-ending sex tape.

My liver and dignity must die, so that others may live.

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24. LOL

Taking one for the team.

I would expect nothing less from you?

[RichardRay]

25. I think a better question is how many beers I would have to have

before I would be willing to meet Sarah Palin, let along have another beer with her.

[romulusnr]

26. depends

on whether that includes ones poured over her head.

[noel711]

27. A long shot of Maalox