John McCain sent me an emergency letter

[NJmaverick]

Seems he is in a fight with these evil people know as Democrats and Liberals. Apparantly according to johnny boy, they are trying to ruin our nation. He wanted me to send him $$$$ to help combat that evil.


I did half of what he wanted, I sent back the pre-paid postage envelope (that he asked you put a stamp on to save him money). Oops, I forgot to enclose any money. OH well! Accidents happen:evilgrin:

[AirmensMom]

1. LOL!

:rofl:

Hey, wait a minute! He didn't send me one! :cry:

[Jackpine Radical]

2. I wonder what happens if you glue that postage paid envelope

to a brick. Or a cement block. And mail it. Do they have to pay the return postage?

[margotb822]

4. Hahahaha

That would be awesome!

[zbdent]

3. What I like to do ...

take any identifying info off the papers, shred it, and put the shreddings (sans the ID stuff) in the envelope and put it in a blue mailbox ...

[MichDem10]

5. Next time put Monopoly money in the envelope.

[NJmaverick]

6. How about a bunch of old keys?

[arbusto_baboso]

7. Any bits of flat, heavy metal will work.

I did that in 2004 when the Bush/Cheney folks actually had the temerity to send ME a beg letter.