If you wrote a book or made a movie about McCain's campaign, what would you call it?

[Wetzelbill]

I know what I would call mine. In fact, I might write the book and make a movie of the same.

I would call it:

The Czechoslovakian Candidate.

[Dissent Is Patriotic]

1. The Pros and Cons of Benefiber. n/t

[MrModerate]

2. "Grumpy Old Man" n/t

[ColbertWatcher]

3. Forever Pancakes.

[Wetzelbill]

18. why that name?

[ColbertWatcher]

23. It's based on a fark cliche/meme...

...that's based on an Onion article about old people and pancakes...http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29738

[Barack_America]

24. self-delete.

wrong spot.

[Wetzelbill]

35. that is brilliant

See DUers even use their cognitive and analytical skills on a higher level than most people when they are being smartasses. lol

[bkinsd]

47. Fall Down Funny

That article on the Onion is hilarious!! Thanks.

[XemaSab]

4. 100 Years of Ineptitude

With all the coherence and linear storytelling of the original. :crazy:

[Seldona]

5. War is Peace.

eom

[snowbear]

6. "Vicoden by day.... Viagra by night"

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[Democrat 4 Ever]

7. Its been done - "Dumb and Dumber" n/t

[Wetzelbill]

11. hahahaha

[rasputin1952]

8. "No Place For Old Men", (The Legacy of Failure)...

Cover note: "A treatise on how not to run a campaign".

[auburngrad82]

9. The Madness of King George's Valet nt

[Enrique]

10. The Low Road n/t

[Wetzelbill]

17. that actually is a good name, lol

[SurfingAtWork]

12. Git off my lawn!

[redqueen]

13. As Manufactured As The Monkees

I'm not very good at this sort of thing...

[terrya]

14. "The Angry Old Man"

With apologies to Gore Vidal's superb play and movie "The Best Man"

[dogtag]

15. "Gone With The Wind" nt

[NewJeffCT]

16. "How to make the media your base" or

"The media loves me"

[krawhitham]

19. TRADER

[WinkyDink]

20. Psycho.

[grantcart]

21. Here you go

Fiction Book: "Valley of the Trollops"

Non Fiction Book: "How to teach Business and Ethics to your Children"

The TV Show would be a reality series "How I Punked the Republican Party".

The Movie would be, "Elmer Fudd runs for President" in animation.

The Play would be "The Trollop and Cunt Monologues"

The Musical would be "Phantom of the Hanoi Hilton"

[Milo_Bloom]

22. My Time Was Then

[Skidmore]

25. Bram Stoker's Dracula: The Sequel

[Barack_America]

26. Single White Female...

Because he's so obsessed with (and obviously jealous of) Obama.

[Connie_Corleone]

27. No Country for Old Men Part 2

[PA Democrat]

28. Titanic.

[FrenchieCat]

29. Piece of shit express.

[Wetzelbill]

36. Subtle

lol

[tedoll78]

30. Negative Campaigning Works Again (2008 edition)

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

31. The Bucket List nt.

[kurtboss]

32. Kindergarten Cop

Already been made.

[justgamma]

33. The Gaffe a Minute Extravaganza! n/t

[bridgit]

34. Waterloo

[Hoof Hearted]

37. wake me up when it's over.

No offense to "wakemeupwhenitsover."

[SemiCharmedQuark]

38. The 500 Flip Flops of John McCain

[davidpdx]

39. Greed, stupidity and deception: The John McCain Story

or even better yet

How John McCain helped ****up America

[AllentownJake]

40. Love in the time of erectile dysfunction

[TheKentuckian]

42. How to fail your way to the top.

or

America: The Dumbest Nation on God's Green Earth

or

Taking Advantage of Democrats Ability to Eat Their Own-The John McCain Story.

or

Sympathy for the Inept and How I Made the Media Feel Sorry Me-The John McCain Story.

[woo me with science]

41. Old Man Yells at Cloud

[ileus]

43. To polish a turd

[Better Believe It]

44. Stay Off The Lawn!

[mitchum]

45. The Early Bird Special

[bkinsd]

46. My Life on the Iraqi/Pakistan Border

[saltpoint]

48. 'A Fistful of Donuts"

[saltpoint]

49. "The Lyin' King"

[saltpoint]

50. "Days of Whine & Moses"