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Bravo Zulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 04:29 PM
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The Arizona Hillbillies?
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DJ13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 04:30 PM
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1. Cindy said she wanted one for the front yard, and she pays the bills
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 04:31 PM
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2. "I Use This Stuff To Grease My Walker"
:woohoo: :popcorn: :hi:
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 04:34 PM
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3. Ahhhhhh, that's better. These Depends are so convenient....
There was no chance I could drain junior with this trollop hanging around.
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katty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 04:39 PM
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4. Mr. and Mrs. Fossil
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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 04:44 PM
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5. This stuff works better than Metamucil
Are those guys at the well-head props or what?
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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 04:47 PM
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6. My friends, imagine one of these in every park, playground and backyard in America...
Now THAT is what I call an energy policy.
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Lautremont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 04:49 PM
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7. AMERICA, I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE.
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tekisui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 05:30 PM
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12. I just watched that last night, and was going to post exactly that.
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PetrusMonsFormicarum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 05:01 PM
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8. There will be blood
To the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:

Well listen to a story 'bout a man named McCain
he's got a moderate mouth but a Repug brain
He was out one day tryin' a presidential bid,
"We hafta drill all over just like T. Boone Pickens did."

Well the first thing you know old John's a millionaire
with his wife's beer dollars, now that ain't really fair.
He said, "Czechoslovakia's the place we oughta go,
so they loaded up the SUV and they drove to Juneau.

Alaska, that is. Elk. Grizzlies. ANWAR.
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razors edge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 05:01 PM
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9. Senator John Thurston McHowell and his wife Lovey
Look on as Skipper, The Professor, and Gilligan drill for the elusive way off the island.
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jillan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 05:04 PM
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10. Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named McCain...
He's a man that clearly is insane.
Thinks drilling for more oil is the way it outta be
He only cares about Exxon's economy. Oil Profits. Corporate Greed.

How'd I do? :P
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Muttocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 08:50 PM
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16. fantastic!
:hi:
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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 05:05 PM
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11. "Cindy says this reminds her of something she hasn't had any of in a long time."
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Hope And Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 05:39 PM
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13. Reporter: Sir. I wanted to ask you about....McCain interrupts: Call me "Don" and not "Sir".
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Indenturedebtor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 05:41 PM
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14. What? Eh? I said golf not miniature golf! Damn kids! Get off my dirt! What?" n/t
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-29-08 06:00 PM
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15. McShame too busy to visit the troops..
visits an oil derrick instead..:eyes:
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