Is McCain guilty of patent infringement?

[KamaAina]

That's right, boys and girls, the combover is patented!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comb_over

A variation of the combover (whereby baldness is concealed by long hairs combed in three separate directions) has a U.S. Patent 4,022,227 by Donald J. Smith and his father, Frank J. Smith, of Orlando, Florida, who were awarded an Ig Nobel Prize in Engineering for their effort.

Come to think of it, we could get The Donald jacked up, too, while we're at it. :-)

[Speck Tater]

1. I want a T-shirt with that picture and the caption:

"The next president? God, I hope not!"