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rhyden77 Donating Member (86 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-19-08 09:54 PM
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Wizard of Oz Song (If I only had a brain)
This is a little crass, but for some reason, I wrote it anyway. Don't know if I'll get it recorded yet or not.

When one is empty hearted
And the other ones retarded
I think we can complain

Its okay to start assumin
That these two were never human
Cause they have no heart and brain

They keep shippin home the bodies
And their closest friends are Saudis
Seems they never show remorse

When will they stop the useless killin
All this on a gutless feelin
And the three words stay the course


Oh I, could tell you why
The price of gas is high
When you siphon out the money and the greed
Its just a man, who hates to read

We can gladly give the credit
To the voters who just don't get it
Stupid ought to be a crime

As long as they keep raisin' gas
We'll keep taken it up the a....
So bend over one more time

The moral of this story
There is no fame and glory
When you have no heart and brain

As long as they keep on agreedin
Then we'll keep on ableedin
And the ignorant will reign







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Rick Myers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-19-08 09:56 PM
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1. I love it!!!! Get it recorded!!!
:kick:
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-19-08 10:00 PM
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2. A regular Oscar Hammerstein! Very nicely done.
Put some time into that one on a Thursday evening, didn't you?

I like doing that occasionally, too.

Here's my recent tribute to the end of GD: Primaries, sung to "Thanks for the Memory."

Thanks for the memory
Of hot flame wars each day, insults in every way,
For those who wanted Gravel, this was no place you could stay,
How lovely it was!

Thanks for the memory
Of tempers when they flare, the passions that you share,
You havent visited DU Lounge since John McCain had hair
How lovely it was!

Many's the time that I was put on ignore,
Manys the time they named me to the Mods,
But thats OK although we nuked each other,
Well be OK, our nominees a Brother

And thanks for the memory
Of those who had no clue, of posting at this zoo,
The sky has opened, the lights come down, celestial choirs, too
So thank you so much
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rhyden77 Donating Member (86 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-19-08 10:02 PM
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3. Thanks for the Memories
Love it!
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JustAnotherGen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-19-08 10:30 PM
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4. OMG!
This is beautiful! :rofl:
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