Bush: avoiding "watching sicko democratic hatefest in faggachusetts"

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"NATIONAL LUXURY RANCH MAINTENANCE WEEK" AS PATRIOTIC ALTERNATIVE TO WATCHING SICKO DEMOCRATIC HATEFEST IN FAGGACHUSETTS "

Weekly Radio Address by the President

Good morning. This week, while the Dummycraps are in Massachusetts busy celebrating that huge queer marriage reception they're passing off as their national convention, I thought that real Americans might enjoy hearing what I'll be up to down here at my Crawford Ranch.

You know, I like to get my own hands dirty as much as I can. So I'll be waking up two hours earlier than usual each day I'm here just to supervise the 10 AM round-up. Phew! I'm getting tired just thinking about how hard it is to bark orders at ten or eleven shifty-eyed Mexi-Ricans. But I do love the way they look at me all confused-like when I yell out words of encouragement like "Ten cuidado con la tequilla, Pedro," (easy on the Tequilla, Pedro), and "No molestas mi hijas blancas," (hands off my White daughters). (Laughs.)

Working the land like this should remind all Americans about their choices this November. Here I'll be, getting as close to the Earth as I can without ruining my $500 silk cowboy hat and dirtying my $1,000 Lucchese alligator cowboy boots, while the closest those liberals will get to touching the land is the five seconds it takes for them to step out of their limousines and scurry inside a Planned Parenthood clinic to hop in the abortion stirrups.

More: http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2004/072704.asp