I Sold All My Gold Fillings And Gave The Proceeds To Hillary Clinton

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Carry on...

[OzarkDem]

1. I tried to sell my firstborn child

But he objected; he is 21 after all, but that's no excuse. Dang.

[Honeycombe8]

14. Ungrateful kid. After all, who does he think brought him into this world? Kids. nt

[Liberal Veteran]

2. I sold one of my kidneys, some sperm, and blood plasma and gave the proceeds to Obama.

:D

[Somawas]

4. Better than selling your brain

and giving the money to McSame.

[zabet]

3. Hardly plausible.

Sorry.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

6. It Was Sarcasm

~

[zabet]

8. OK. Sorry.

With the vile tone that is the norm here, I wasn't sure without this...:sarcasm:

[L0oniX]

5. I sold my first born male child and gave the proceedings to Obama

:evilgrin:

[MattBaggins]

7. I took out all my silver fillings

and sent a silver plated stake to Obama. He needs it.

[DerekJ]

9. Hope you didn't forget the garlic :P

[denem]

10. HRC should set up Hillrazor centers where citizens

can donate their hair to the cause. After first being screened for gold teeth.

[MannyGoldstein]

11. She Will Grant You Favorable Treatment In The Afterlife

Besides being the first astronaut in space, the inspiration for "My Sharona", and a staunch foe of offshoring jobs through "free" trade, I'll bet that you didn't know that Clinton is The Creator.

[Oregone]

13. Is she running for God after this. Theological Math will not stand in her way

She will net a significant portion of the "automatic" (super of arch) angels.

[Oregone]

12. Good, since her personal account is tapped.

Sarcasm of course...yes, poor people, ante up to me (God bless us).

[MannyGoldstein]

15. So What?! I Sold The Brooklyn Bridge, And Gave The Proceeds..

Seemed appropriate.

I demanded my payment in $3 bills, so that I could make an untraceable cash payment through one of Bill's Uzbekastani "businessmen".