Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

[WilliamPitt]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/diebold_accidentally_leaks?utm_source=embedded_video

Shut the fuck up and watch this.

It's the Onion.

Lighten up.

God dammit.

:P

[goldcanyonaz]

1. Pay attention to the feed on the bottom. It's sofa king funny.

Especially the reference to the conjoined twins; found to be just standing close.

[annabanana]

2. They do this so well!. . . n/t

[SoCalDem]

3. and then there is this BREAKING NEWS too

clickie

[a kennedy]

4. funny stuff

thanks, :patriot:

[zbdent]

5. Do conjoined twins count as one or two votes?

[robbedvoter]

6. Somehow, the Onion attribution didn't do anything to make me lighten up...

:cry:

[mmonk]

7. Thanks.

I needed that.:-)

[NC_Nurse]

8. Hilarious. Thanks!~

Off to work now. :hi:

[Peace Patriot]

9. The trouble is that funny just can't keep up these leapin dudes...

Don't they know that Diebold gave up that name for the name "Premier"? Bad management decision, in my book. They had a Bruce Willis kind of thing going with that. ('Die bold! Die with a whimper! But, in any case, DIE, you stupid m-f-rs! Stop voting, for chrissakes!')

And "Premier" just sounds like a movie you don't want to see.

[underpants]

10. Jean Anne Whorton

:rofl:

[Dogmudgeon]

11. Peed. My. Self.

Thanks for the break!

I have a busy day ahead of me, and I've got to get back to name-calling, disinforming, and bitterly recriminating.

Keep it real ...

:evilgrin:

--p!

[Sweet Pea]

12. See a doctor

to have whatever it is shoved up your ass taken out. It's annoying.