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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-26-08 07:42 AM
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Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/diebold_accidenta...

Shut the fuck up and watch this.

It's the Onion.

Lighten up.

God dammit.

:P
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goldcanyonaz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-26-08 07:45 AM
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1. Pay attention to the feed on the bottom. It's sofa king funny.
Especially the reference to the conjoined twins; found to be just standing close.

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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-26-08 07:49 AM
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2. They do this so well!. . . n/t
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-26-08 07:50 AM
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3. and then there is this BREAKING NEWS too
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a kennedy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-26-08 07:51 AM
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4. funny stuff
thanks, :patriot:
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-26-08 08:04 AM
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5. Do conjoined twins count as one or two votes?
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-26-08 08:06 AM
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6. Somehow, the Onion attribution didn't do anything to make me lighten up...
:cry:
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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-26-08 08:08 AM
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7. Thanks.
I needed that. :-)
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-26-08 08:25 AM
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8. Hilarious. Thanks!~
Off to work now. :hi:
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Peace Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-26-08 08:27 AM
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9. The trouble is that funny just can't keep up these leapin dudes...
Don't they know that Diebold gave up that name for the name "Premier"? Bad management decision, in my book. They had a Bruce Willis kind of thing going with that. ('Die bold! Die with a whimper! But, in any case, DIE, you stupid m-f-rs! Stop voting, for chrissakes!')

And "Premier" just sounds like a movie you don't want to see.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-26-08 08:29 AM
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10. Jean Anne Whorton
:rofl:
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-26-08 08:34 AM
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11. Peed. My. Self.
Thanks for the break!

I have a busy day ahead of me, and I've got to get back to name-calling, disinforming, and bitterly recriminating.

Keep it real ...

:evilgrin:

--p!


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Sweet Pea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-26-08 08:50 AM
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12. See a doctor
to have whatever it is shoved up your ass taken out. It's annoying.
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