Mitt Romney is not white!

[Alcibiades]

Watched about five minutes of the Republican debate, and it was more Mitt Romney than I've ever seen. I had thought he was white, as that stuff he said to those voters about the dogs getting let out and the baby bling bling was so white it was creepy.

And yet on screen, next to McCain, it's clear that Romney is not Caucasian: HE'S ORANGE!

WTF? Orange? Is he an Oompa Loompa? Nope, too tall? Does he eat a bushel of carrots a day? A bushel of Oompa Loompas?

I think we need to get Senator Obama's crack racial evaluation team out to California to check out Romney's dancing and his other stuff to determine whether Romney is, in fact, an Oompa.

[Fox Mulder]

1. That's an insult to all oompa loompas.

[DS1]

16. It's Loompist in the highest degree

[no name no slogan]

2. Tan in a can

just spray in on

[Olney Blue]

3. He's smirking while the huckster is yakking. Very orange.

[ErnestoG]

4. "Sudden Tan"

My sister used to use that in the 70s. She looked like am Oompa Loompa with a bakini.

[Jed Dilligan]

5. Tan in a can

More common in Europe than here. Hideous wherever it is found.

see 1:17 at link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1V-rpXxWcA

[bluedawg12]

6. He's a Citrus American- he'll grab the orange vote! n/t

[C_U_L8R]

7. spray on just like his hair color

it's really evident on HD TV.... and yucky.

His new slogan: "Orange ya glad you voted for Mitt?"

[avaistheone1]

13. I thought the hair color was shoe polish.

[Alcibiades]

15. "Orange ya glad you voted for Mitt?"

THAT needs to be a bumper sticker if he wins the nomination. Seriously, no one using tan in a can should ever, ever be allowed to get this close to winning the presidency. It weakens us as a people.

[SoxFan]

8. Muppet

[BeatleBoot]

9. Hey, now you're stealing my act.....

What gives? Can't a guy have his own gig anymore?

Why I oughtta....

[Ian David]

10. Mormon Jesus is punishing him for his sin by darkening his skin. Like he did to The Native Americans

[no name no slogan]

11. You, sir, are an ORANGIST

Why do you hate America?

[Hill_YesWeWill]

12. "crack racial evaluation team"? embarrassing nt

[Alcibiades]

14. How so?

Surely you didn't expect Senator Obama to evaluate Bill Clinton's dancing, and his other stuff, by himself? I'm sure he has a team of people for that.