A Handy Guide to Hand Shake Puns.

[Dr Fate]

If we are going to get a fair shake on this gripping issue, then we are going to need puns- and lots of 'em.

Give me a hand and help me put my finger on some hand-shake puns.

[Richardo]

1. Get a grip!

You nailed this one, Dr Fate. Two big thumbs-up to ya!

[Dr Fate]

2. LOL- I've got to hand it to ya when it comes to puns. n/t

n/t

[Dr Fate]

3. Kick- I need a Hand w/this Job.

n/t

[EFerrari]

4. I hope we can give you five but you may have to palm whatever

you can wring out of this thread.

[Dr Fate]

5. It's not that hard to grasp...

n/t

[WillyT]

6. Didn't Obama Just Win In The... Palmetto State ???

Just sayin.

:hi:

[Dr Fate]

7. He won hand over fist. n/t

n/t

[WillyT]

8. Yep... He Won It Hands Down !!!

:evilgrin:

[Dr Fate]

9. He handily defeated Hillary & Edwards...

You might say the voters handed him a victory.

[Seabiscuit]

10. My mere hand-to-mouth existence handily disqualifies me from creative input.

[Dr Fate]

11. Aw, c'mon knucklehead. n/t

n/t

[Seabiscuit]

12. Such hamfisted tactics don't seem to be working.

[Dr Fate]

13. Then I'd better knuckle down-before you get the upper hand.

;)

[hfojvt]

14. I have some puns, but I'm not handing them over

I'm snubbing this thread.

[Dr Fate]

17. That's okay- all your puns are hand-me-downs anyway.

;)

[SeattleGirl]

15. Sorry, but I don't hand out puns to just anybody.

You'll have to grease my palms first. :P

[lame54]

16. Isn't Edwards HAND- some?

[Dr Fate]

18. Wait a minute- Edwards jokes belong in the hair threads. n/t

m/t

[Seabiscuit]

20. Is that a "thumbnail" pic of Edwards?

[intaglio]

19. Perhaps she said

"Lets shake and bake"

or
"Gimme 5 - states"

or
"You've got to hand it to me - please"

or he said
"You ain't pumping me for information"

or
"I am not shaking in these boots"

or
"I am not the handy man"

For those of you who don't mind crudity
"H'mmm, I don't want a hand job from a Clinton"

(Mods if requested by you I will remove this last)