Batman could totally beat up Spiderman

[jpgray]

What? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was the "schoolyard superhero supremacy" discussion forum, based on how thoroughly people cleave to wholly-good/wholly-evil caricatures of actual human beings. Is being able to tie oneself in Gordian knots of rationalization to defend one's idol a super power, do you think? Maybe it's too common an ability. At least, it never leaves the schoolyard, right?

[Party Line]

1. Who cares?

If you knew anything, you would know that the HULK could beat them both...at the same time!

[Mythsaje]

2. Really not getting your point here, sorry to say...

But Spidey would whoop Batman's ass.

;)

[jpgray]

3. Being obtuse is my superpower

[Party Line]

5. LOL eom

[Guaranteed]

4. Not even, dude.

And Batman's a racist, anyway.

[Party Line]

7. Yeah Right

like Spidey isn't pushing the arachnid agenda.

[jpgray]

8. I hear Batman keeps a self-hating young ward around

[Guaranteed]

10. Yeah...I wonder what THAT'S about. nt

[melody]

29. It's that Greek warrior thing dontcha know

Wink wink, nudge nudge

[Guaranteed]

9. Oh yeah? Link? nt

[melody]

28. LMAO!!!! One of my favorites in a great thread n/t

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

6. Can't we all just

get along?

[Party Line]

11. Are you one of those dirty Neutrals?

We know how to deal with people like you.

[jpgray]

12. She's playing the "unity" card to aid the Hulk's long-shot chances

Sad, really.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

13. HULK SMASH!

So you've seen through my little plan, eh? Well it won't do you Batbots any good...you'll see...ha ha ha ha ha....ha ha ha ha HA ha ha ha ha...

[Duncan Grant]

14. Fanaticism -- ain't it grand!

I'll be glad when the primaries are over...

[kevsand]

15. How come The Spirit keeps getting left out of these debates?

[Party Line]

17. Yeah! Damn Straight! The same goes for....

The GRAVEL!

[jpgray]

18. Who knows what evil lurks on the front lawns of old men?

The GRAVEL knows!

[ellisonz]

16. .

[Party Line]

20. The hand placement...

is all wrong. Next fanboy/girl please step up to the Superman statue.

[FrenchieCat]

19. But can Bill Clinton Dance?

I don't think so.

[jpgray]

21. On the head of a pin. It's his superpower.

But one common amongst those who are pitted against each other here. :D

[Kucinich4America]

22. K&R for Galactcus!!

http://www.indecision2008.com/blog.jhtml?c=v&m=82577

[jpgray]

23. His past choice of running mate turned traitor

:D

[navarth]

46. Galactus is a sissy

wanna make somethin' of it?

Go Edwards

[CelloPaddy]

24. No way, Spiderman actually has real super powers,

Batman relies on fancy gadgets!

[Party Line]

25. Yeah OK

Keep that up and I'll send The GRAVEL to your house.

How does that sound?

[Jamastiene]

38. and a cape.

He can't do anything without his cape. A pair of scissors could do him in.

[Clintonista2]

26. Umm I've never understood anyone who says that Batman can beat another superhero

Batman is probably the worst superhero to ever exist. He doesn't even have any natural powers, he relies on technology. He should not be claassified as a super hero.

[Norrin Radd]

32. Nonsense. Bats can take down Superman.

With the chunk of Kryptonite he keeps in his utility belt. Or with the Kryptonite studded gauntlet he keeps in the Batcave.

[mojowork_n]

33. What the heck is that thing on the back of Bill's head, in the photo?

A furry critter?

A pet ferret?

A not too subtly camouflaged alien synaptic interface?

Hair extensions gone horribly wrong?

[jpgray]

34. I think it's a slightly tinted pane of plastic/glass

[THUNDER HANDS]

35. teleprompter

[melody]

27. Please! Spidey would make bat guana out of that big doofus

All Battyboy has is some toys and a cave. That didn't even help Bill O'Reilly (for the record, I have no idea
what that means).

[Recursion]

30. Only one thing to say

[Norrin Radd]

31. DC universe, Marvel universe. They don't exist on the same plane.

Though Spidey is stronger and faster, hypothetically, all Bats has to do is threaten Aunt May, and Spidey would run sobbing to Mephisto to alter reality to undo it.

[saltpoint]

36. Actually, I think Batman is more tech-savvy, or at least better tech-connected.

But Peter Parker is a resourceful scientist and I have to side with the scientists -- in Galileo's time and in a time when the Bush administration is so anti-science.

Go, SpiderMan!

[Jamastiene]

37. Oh, don't even try that.

Nuh-uh. No way. No how. Spiderman would be all in Batman's "house" with venom.

There would be no chance.

Batman wears a cape anyhow. :P

[saltpoint]

39. Oops. I forgot a key point. Tony Stark would have a great advantage in

the beating-up category over both the others.

Iron-Man has a film due out sometime or other this year.

Not sure, but I think Robrt Downey, Jr. plays the lead.

[smalll]

40. But Wonder Woman can beat them both!

Ready On Day One -- to kick their inexperienced asses!

She's Madame Inevitable!

[saltpoint]

41. Wonder Woman is an evolved soul.

:thumbsup:

[Dr. Strange]

42. I can't believe the venom in this thread!

Some joker posts crap about Batman and Spider-man, and carnage unfolds. I hate dealing with the two-face SOBs who persist at making DU the nightmare that it has become. It makes me want to put poison ivy in their pillow and send them off to visit the sandman. I wish we had some kind of scarecrow to prevent these kinds of posts!

[adapa]

44. spew at the monitor funny --thanks!!

[Dr. Strange]

49. Does anyone else think it's funny that both Marvel and DC have villains named Scarecrow?

I wonder if they ever thought about suing for copyright infringement?

[saltpoint]

45. Hi, DuStrange. I'm a Silver Age Marvel collector and think Jack Kirby is God.

For me, any post that sets aside politics for a moment and plunges into the world of comics is a treat.

If there were churches that worshipped the original Thor of the Marvel series JOURNEY INTO MYSTERY, I'd probably show up every Sunday.

[Dr. Strange]

47. I've never been a big fan of Thor.

I'm more fond of the Master of the Mystic Arts...which my screen name would have revealed if I hadn't screwed up when I registered.

:blush:

[saltpoint]

48. The Doctor is in. An an effective practitioner he is, too. Good for you.

Excellent choice.

[adapa]

43. Guys, you're forgeting Reed, Mr Fantastic..he'd wrap both of them up & throw them in the trash

[adapa]

50. K&R for Spidy

[Captain Hilts]

51. Green Lantern is just provoking them! nt

[adapa]

52. Wait till the big green guy shows up. Question is, will it be Spidy/Batman or Batman/Spidy?