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quinnox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 03:03 PM
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Poll question: Kerry supporters are -
I thought this would be a good poll question.

Note: this is satire

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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MrPeepers Donating Member (311 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 03:04 PM
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1. I had to go with evil...
Because I woke up this morning, and my horns had gotten so bit I couldn't even put on my hat!

Peepers
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sangha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 03:13 PM
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6. I'm so evil
I voted for the last choice
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BL_Zebub Donating Member (473 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:04 PM
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11. Oh really now?
Well, since I have the only computer in Hell, then you must be an AWOL demon! Guess who gets to clean out the dragon pens for the next 2 months :evilgrin:
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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:26 PM
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15. So evil
Evil doesn't know where I live. :evilgrin:

(I don't know what the hell that meant, but it sounded good!)
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 03:04 PM
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MAlibdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 03:06 PM
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3. Well, I'm not a Skull and Bones operative yet
I got deferred from Yale the first time around, I'm hoping for an acceptance letter in a few weeks so I really CAN be a bonesman, lol. (tho the connections and material benefits would be nice)
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BruinAlum Donating Member (565 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 03:09 PM
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4. I have my application in to become a Skull and Bones Operative
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lastknowngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 03:12 PM
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5. You need a new option
Sheeple being hearded by the DLC/DNC into a slaughter in Nov.
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sangha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 03:14 PM
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8. Bad option
Edited on Thu Feb-26-04 03:14 PM by sangha
DUers know that you can't be both sheeple AND evil. Why I bet you can't even say "evil sheeple" without tripping on your tongue
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 03:13 PM
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7. Out of kindness
I wont answer :)
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sadiesworld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 03:15 PM
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9. What, no "terrorists" option?
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:01 PM
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10. I went with evil
I've heard they often have too many items in the express checkout lines, do not always turn off the lights when they leave a room and operate heavy machinery after taking cold medication.

Note: this is satire.
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Meshuga Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:12 PM
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12. I'm evil because good is dumb!
:-) Sorry, felt like quoting Spaceballs...
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tryanhas Donating Member (403 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:21 PM
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13. What happened to this choice?
"One of those Democrats who are fooled into believing that since Kerry served in Vietnam that that makes him electable."

Some good it did Bush 1 against, Clinton, the draft dogger (My favorite President by the way).

Some good it did Bob Dole against, Clinton, the draft dogger (My favorite President by the way).

Some good it did Al Gore to serve in the armed forces, against Bush, the AWOL one (I hate his guts).

Some good it did Max Cleland last time he ran.

YOU PEOPLE ARE CLUELESS if you think that Americans care about whether a Presidential candidate served or not.

There was a poll that I saw last week, A SCIENTIFIC POLL, not some Internet trash, or DU joke poll, that showed that over 63% of Americans said that they could care less whether a President served in the military or not.

The only group that thought that it mattered was, YOU GUESSED IT, DEMOCRATS, because they think that they have an argument with Bush's AWOL crap.

Republicans, Independents (THE PEOPLE WHO DECIDE ELECTIONS), Libertarians, Greens, Constitutionalists, etc, etc, etc...EVERY OTHER GROUP COULD CARE LESS.

Democrats are fooling themselves if they think they have a winner with Kerry's, oooooh, Vietnam service.

Voters don't care, and how many elections do you have to see to understand that?
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sangha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:22 PM
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14. Missing the point, which is what the polls were designed to do
The point isn't "Who served?"

It's "Who went AWOL?"
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lams712 Donating Member (645 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:30 PM
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16. The last one is true, but you forgot to mention....
....arrogant, establishment lackeys!!! ;-)
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flaminbats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-26-04 04:54 PM
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17. Some good can be found in evil...
and some evil can be found in good. Doest this make ye holier than thou? :evilfrown:
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