Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

BREAKING: God to call Oral Roberts home if Edwards doesn't win

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread		 This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion: Presidential (Through Nov 2009) Donate to DU
 
LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 07:25 PM
Original message
BREAKING: God to call Oral Roberts home if Edwards doesn't win
I have verified sources in Heaven.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
MidwestTransplant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 07:36 PM
Response to Original message
1. Pat Robertson told me otherwise and he is basically God.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 07:44 PM
Response to Reply #1
4. God's CATHOLIC and pat isn't, soPat is wrong
Edited on Thu Jan-03-08 07:45 PM by LostinVA
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 07:37 PM
Response to Original message
2. Oral, we hardly knew ye
Do you think that God could call him home even if Edwards wins?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
hayu_lol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 07:38 PM
Response to Reply #2
3. Jerry Falwell wrote him a check no doubt...
nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 07:50 PM
Response to Reply #2
5. Remember when he said this?
Here
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 07:52 PM
Response to Reply #5
6. OH NO YOU DI'INT
The rickroller has become the rickrollee :P
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 07:53 PM
Response to Reply #6
8. I RICKED AND I ROLLED!!!!!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
smokey nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 07:52 PM
Response to Original message
7. That's bullshit! God was my co-pilot and he HATES Oral Roberts.
He told me before we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 07:54 PM
Response to Reply #7
9. You ate ORAL Roberts
Oh wait, you meant God. Damn.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun May 05th 2024, 11:48 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion: Presidential (Through Nov 2009) Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC