David Ike: Hillary is the Illuminati candidate

[quinnox]

He was on Coast to Coast and said on the republican side its Guilani and on the Dem side Hillary is the Illuminati candidate.

Either one according to him will serve the Illuminati in their quest to form a one-world government with absolute global control over the earth.

He said Hillary is a "piece of wizardry".

LoL, I mean Ike has some interesting and outrageous ideas but I don't buy this one.

Anyway, this is one line of attack I have yet to see here on DU, so Hillary bashers, go for it!

[w4rma]

1. If the "illuminati" are some of the wealthy .1% who own the vast vast majority of wealth in America

then Mr. Ike may be right. She is the Democratic candidate of big money and the multi-national businesses.

[Joe Bacon]

2. I remember when Skolnick said Edwards was the Bilderberger candidate

...and that was in 2004. Ol' Senile Skolnick said the election would be rigged to install Johnnyboy.

Look how that turned out...

[soothsayer]

3. Icke is how you spell it, btw---and he mentioned ghouliani as the other illuminati

candidate.

[lvx35]

4. I agree.

I mean, come on. You've got this sexually corrupt drag queen that's running, because he's supposed to come across as a "moderate" Republican. Then on the other hand, you've got something worse, another rerun. Clinton II was billed when she was ordained several years ago to be the big "sequel" that would answer the oh-so-popular Bush II. The problem is that the Bush II rerun is a total disaster, worse than anybody predicted. So what is supposedly making all these people rush to see Clinton II the revenge?

Icke talks about lizard people from other planets, which is laughable. But at a certain point, you have to ask who has the most predictive model, who can best see what's coming. There are people who say Hillary can never win the GE and is incredibly divisive and unpopular to her base. These arguments make sense, but they don't best predict reality. Icke says that Hillary is infused with reptilian DNA and will be chosen to be our ruler in 2008 regardless of what people think. I'll bet you 10 to 1 that this comes to pass.

The thing that nobody realizes is that conspiracy theorists like Icke are professional futurists and reality speculators. The SELL a narrative of events, and the validity of the narrative is derived from their predictive abilities. Its like prophecy, gambling. But so many people are banking on the fact that Hillary is going to win, and its coming across as so certain we may as well view her as the illuminati candidate.

[asdjrocky]

5. Funny, I see her as more the Mark Penn candidate...

http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Burson-Marsteller

[blm]

13. I see her as the candidate most likely to continue protection of BushInc

and will side with their secrecy and privilege over accountability for their crimes of office.

Just as Bill did throughout the 90s.


http://consortiumnews.com/2006/111106.html

And they will use Mark Penn - top salesman for global fascism - to help them every step of the way.

[stellanoir]

6. Yup merely pandering to the

"baby sacrificing, blood sucking, shape shifting reptilian" demographic once again.

I jokingly blame flat tires and slow service in restaurants and stores on them ALL the time.

[JohnnyLib2]

7. "illuminati"

It's gotta be true. Check DaVinci Code, Rosicrucians, New World Order, all the rest.

Only Superman (Supermorman?) can save us now.


:sarcasm:

[JohnnyLib2]

8. More proof, straight from CafePress

Order of the Illuminati Women's Raglan Hoodie
From Disrespect Incorporated

From the Designer
“There's no way to beat the power elite, bent on world domination. However, you CAN pose as one of them, and hope not to be left behind when they take over, right?”
Product Details
Fit: Standard
Standard FitNo

[MonkeyFunk]

9. Illuminati?

For god's sake, how dumb can this board get?

[JohnnyLib2]

10. LOL

Don't know, we aren't there yet.

[cuke]

11. One can only be so smart, but stupidity knows no limits

Patience

[oasis]

12. She's also the high priestess of "Skull n' Bones".

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