Bush New Years Resolution #6, 5 & 4-From Edwards for President

[mourningdove92]

SELL MY STOCK (#6)

The stock market is high right now, but with all the fat cats taking profits and nowhere near enough job growth to help ordinary citizens, it won't be high for long. I mean, who calls an economy with the highest number of personal bankruptcies EVER a recovery?


- GWB

TAKE A CRUISE TO ALASKA (#5)

I might be busy, but I'd really like to see America's last great wilderness before it disappears. And since it's just a matter of time before my oil company cronies tear the place up, destroying wildlife and the natural beauty of the land, I'd better hurry. How much longer can it last?


- GWB
MORE INNOVATIVE NAMES FOR UNPOPULAR POLICIES (#4)

It's the oldest trick in the book. What do I call my pollution agenda? "Clear Skies." My plan to allow more logging, "Healthy Forests." the education plan I didn't fund, "No Child Left Behind."

Let's keep the ball rolling for other unpopular policies. More irresponsible tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans, "Fair Taxes." More leniency for corporate robber-barons, "Healthy Markets." More sweetheart contracts to administration insiders, "Common Sense Contracting."

- GWB


Watch for a new resolution every day--a bakers dozen in total! We'll announce the #1 resolution on December 31, New Year's Eve!




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[maddezmom]

1. #6 is probably right on for bush*

wonder how many calls have been placed to the boind trust administrator???? sell, sell, sell!!!

[spooky3]

2. go John!