Bush turns 60 today. He deserves a birththday cake from all of us.

[sandrakae]

[Initech]

1. Bush's birthday cake should be shaped like a giant middle finger.

[rhiannon55]

2. 60, or 61???

Either way, I hope his birthday SUCKS. And I hope he REALLY feels his age today!

[aquart]

5. 61.

[sandrakae]

9. I thought it was 61; the news is saying 60.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19628964/

The headline says 61; however is you watch the video the commentator says 60. I am sure the bastard is 61.

[LiberalFighter]

11. Born in 1946... News must had used a stringer and paid them cheap

[npincus]

3. blow out the candles, F*cker.

[The_Casual_Observer]

4. Buy him a pretzel.

[zabet]

6. And a free Segway ride! n/t

[leftofthedial]

7. oh, and I just flushed a giant load

of "chocolate frosting"

[Warpy]

8. Let's go all out

and do this one as befitting his taste and his station in life. Just put candles on the top instead of the figures.

[NYCGirl]

10. Some of these days, maybe we can send him a cake with a file in it. NT

[sandrakae]

12. Yeah, a cheap plastic one that breaks the first time he tries to use it.

[JuniperLea]

13. Here you go, George...

[JuniperLea]

14. Drink yourself sick, ya bastard...

[Stinky The Clown]

15. For you, Georgie

Watch out .... here it comes ......

[damntexdem]

16. How about a pie?

In the face?

[ronnykmarshall]

17. Cow pie?

[JuniperLea]

18. OOOoooooo! I'd pay to see that! n/t

[calimary]

23. Turdblossom a la mode?

How about a PEACH-flavored cake, with peach-colored frosting, and a nice big "M" smack-dab in the middle of the top layer, in nice, dark chocolate frosting - to make it stand out?

[Hekate]

19. To depart from the scatological for a moment, donate to Planned Parenthood in his name...

...and request they send him one of those nice cards telling him so.

Planned Parenthood or any other worthy cause he's shafted since January 2000 will do. They all have provisions for sending honorees a card or letter.

Hekate

[LiberalEsto]

20. I hope it's yellowcake

or cow pie

[plusfiftyfive]

22. I am sure yellow is the right color for the cake

I hope the frosting on the cake is green.....which is is the color that made this idiot President.

[DemBones DemBones]

21. He was born in 1946 so he's 61 today. nt

[sandrakae]

25. Isn't just like that lying bastard to lie about his age too.

[Arugula Latte]

24. Here ya go, Prezdint Dumbass

[AZBlue]

26. I was thinking more along the lines of: