Hillary: The Only Way To Win!!! (These Figures Are Amazing!)

[MannyGoldstein]

A recent poll of ouija boards by three stoned guys showed that the Republicans will certainly win unless Mrs. Clinton is nominated. Results of several matchups:

Obama-1%, Nixon-99%
Hedge Fund Johnny 24%, Bush 76%
Clinton-136%, Abe Lincoln-0%

Plus, the three stoned guys endorsed Clinton, only a coincidence that they've been hired be her campaign to think bad thoughts about David Geffen.

So get with the program, people!

[wyldwolf]

1. ha! The three stoned guys are Kucinich supporters all the way... dude...

[Buzz Clik]

2. These are the best polling results ever!

What's the margin of error?

[RaleighNCDUer]

4. Don't be silly - there is no margin of error.

Ouiji boards do not make mistakes.

[Buzz Clik]

5. Well, hell. I guess even a scientific poll makes sense if you're stoned.

[MethuenProgressive]

3. Opinion Polls = Quija boards isn't that far fetched an analogy.

I just polled my backyard. The cardinals and rose breasted grosbeaks like sunflower seeds, the orioles and redbellied woodpeckers like suet. The robins never visit either feeder. The poll says all robins will die of starvation. :eyes:

[AtomicKitten]

8. hummingbirds are the "soccer mom" vote for 2008

get back to us when you poll them ... :)

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[wyldwolf]

7. based on your obviously very limited definition of the term "Democrat."

[draft_mario_cuomo]

9. Do you consider Holy Joe to be a Democrat?

Apparently some important political leaders do, since they have not called for Holy Joe to be kicked out of the D*LC (how "Democratic" is the DLC when it has someone who is not a Democrat in the organization)?

I am curious about what and who you consider to be Democrats. Is Rudy Giuliani--who in 2000 said there were no real differences between him and HRC on the issues--a Democrat with a "R" next to his name? How does the DLC differ from his views?

[jcrew2001]

10. Hey Manny, do you think Economic Growth is effected by market forces

or will Tax Cuts be enough to end poverty?

How about capital spending on Businesses, Education, Health Care; college reimbursement, loans for homebuyers, more jobs, better paying jobs. And tax cuts for the middle class.

[karynnj]

11. Are you trying to get answers for an economics final or did

you post this in the wrong thread? If the former, I assume DU does not condone this. :)

[jcrew2001]

12. I'm just trying to rise above middle class and need some

advice, but I don't know anyone with financial expertise. I just wish i knew someone who knew how market forces affected local econimies and can implement policies that will help me and my community.