george w. bush condemned today's bombings in Iraq

[BOSSHOG]

In a bold move, bush vows to vigorously condemn all future bombings. bush, who deserted his military unit to avoid a drug test and intentionally chooses not to attend any funerals of servicemembers he sent to their deaths because of his lies can't get a retired general to serve as his War Czar. bush condemns the general and vows to condemn all future four star generals who turn him down. His ever shrinking base continues to wave their tattered flags and scream at liberals when they are not stocking up on beer for the weekend barbecue. In a sign that they actually are sacrificing, bush's conservative base has vowed to only buy cheap beer until every troop is either back home or killed in the desert of Iraq.

My hate is rational.

[Ian David]

1. Wow! How does Bush muster the courage to condemn a terror bombing!

That's strong and decisive leadership!

:sarcasm:

[BOSSHOG]

2. It was a bold and powerful move by a man

who will do the same thing on thursday that he did on tuesday regardless of what happened on wednesday.

[robbyrob79]

3. I'm sure that

Bush's condemnation will go far in deterring terrorists from doing this kind of thing again....*scoff*

[no_hypocrisy]

4. NOW, they're shaking in their boots. Got the Prez mad at 'em.

[sinkingfeeling]

5. Boss, why don't you contact Bush and volunteer to be his new 'war czar'?

[BOSSHOG]

6. I like that idea my fellow Razorback

We'll all have to wear Red on Fridays and bush will have to except all my recommendations without comment. Tell the Iraqis they have 90 days to get their troops up to speed because we are out of there. If anything goes wrong after that point its all bush's fault. Lies have consequences. My headquarters will be at Jose's (which will feature a War Czar Fajita) and each meeting will be concluded with a rousing calling of the Hogs.

Maybe we can change the name to War Hog!

Damn good idea my friend.