I'm so happy there is no global warming

[BOSSHOG]

I figure I won't have to mow my lawn until next tuesday. I could mow it now but we got a big rain yesterday and a big one forecast for this weekend. And my croci are pushing their little heads above the ground out by the mailbox. Maybe bush can look for the global warming under his desk.

[Ezlivin]

1. Bush has to wait until he knows exactly what the facts is

(Apologies to Steve Miller for bastardizing his song.)

I've got property in Florida that is two miles from the coast. One day that'll be beach front property, maybe in my lifetime. But it has nothing to do with global warming; as everyone knows, illegal immigration has added too much weight to Florida, causing it to sink.

[Karmageddon]

3. Thanks Ezlivin, now I have to wipe coffee off my monitor.

"illegal immigration has added too much weight to Florida, causing it to sink"

I'll be stealing that line and using it at the bar tonight, if you don't mind.

[Jackpine Radical]

2. You just triggered an interesting line of thought.

I think you've hit on the ultimate solution to major problems. What we really need is to take a page out of the New Age textbook and create our own reality. I would recommend a major investment in a good PR campaign to combat the theory of global warming. Sure a lot cheaper than Kyoto or any of the more restrictive sons-of-Kyoto to come. Then we can move on to eliminate the peak oil crisis, win the war in Iraq, and take care of water pollution.

[PsN2Wind]

4. No global warming Chief

but have you considered shipping over to make that cruise through the Northwest Passage?

[BOSSHOG]

6. Roger that shipmate, but I'm "afraid knot!"

My shipping over days are behind me but the thought of traversing the north pole is intriguing. I don't know if I ever shipped over "for" anything; but I'm proudly gazing at my shadow box and loving the memories.

[uberllama42]

5. That's not funny

I love this global warming thing! The Northeast has finally defeated the scourge of winter. From now on we'll have a year-round growing season from New York down to Georgia. Plus it will be a lot easier to irrigate our farms as well. Best of all, those pesky cities like New York, Philadelphia, and Washington will be wiped off the map in decade or two. What more could you ask for?

[BOSSHOG]

7. A belated welcome uberllama 42, its good to have you aboard

Actually I'm rather fond of Philadelphia so we might want to save the City of Brotherly Love. I'm just not at all happy about mowing the lawn right after I take down the Christmas lights.