OK, it's time again to check out how our kids are doing. Lookin' hungry all of them, but half aren't even talking about money any more.
Gep is smartly not setting a deadline for his $1mil fundraiser. But damn that turtle looks evil. Who comes up with these things?
Whoa, Nelly! I'll say one thing about Dean. The boy has got
balls to go with that bat. $1.5mil by midnight Wednesday starting from only $200k on Friday at 4pm means 1.3m in 5½ days, or 128 hours. Hmmm, lessee.... that's a collection rate of $10,147 per hour. Dang, that's almost a quarter million per day! Good luck doctor!
Clark is at $600k with a goal of a cool million by Wednesday midnight. Since he's from Arkansas, on Central time, I wonder if he gets an extra hour for fundraising. That's still $340k to raise in 5½ days--or $61,000 per day. Damn this Bush economy!
4TH QTR GOAL: $1.7M-LET'S GO!!....$1,477,313 reached so far!Meanwhile, Mr Kucinich has lit up 13 of his 15 points of light, which represents $1.48m out of his $1.7m fundraising goal for the 4th quarter. Bright idea! That's 86% there with 5 days left to trot at a soft pace of $40 thou per.
Kerry has raised $175,022 for the 4th quarter, but doesn't have any set goal to reach (at least not online). Don't worry Senator. If the house goes into hock you and the missus can always crash on my couch, dude!
Oops, no fundraisers online for Edwards, Sharpton, Braun, and Lieberman. Get out there and fundraise, yall! There ain't no shame in it!