Breaking: Bush announces 5 point ME Peace Plan

[Stinky The Clown]

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[whistle]

1. Bush has used this plan before with equal results

[tanyev]

2. Why, it's the same as his re-build New Orleans plan.

[BillZBubb]

3. Don't be so hard on him, he hasn't got it from Israel yet.

Translation from Hebrew takes time.

[Uncle Joe]

4. I knew this was a joke before I clicked on the thread,

anything with the words Bush and peace plan in the same sentence has to be a joke.

[Kahuna]

15. The fact of who the OP is was my fist clue it was a joke...

Hubs2Sparkly makes me :rofl: quite often.

[Stinky The Clown]

19. s'What Clowns are 'spossa do ......

No? :hi:

[Kahuna]

20. That's what I'm saying...

:hi:

[eppur_se_muova]

5. No no no ... it's 1, 2, 5.

"Three, sire!"

[Doctor_J]

6. Give him SOME credit

1. Get drunk

2. Take vacation

3. Photo-ops, w/ black children if possible

4. Fundraisers

5. Canned speeches w/ a new word

[sinkingfeeling]

7. Much better than his plan to bring democracy to Iraq, I see.

[cliss]

8. Boy, you got THAT right.

Message to the world: do NOT expect any answers from Bush. DO NOT pin your hopes on solutions coming from that clown.

IN FACT, expect for things to only GET WORSE if he gets involved in it....

[calimary]

29. Now, come ON. The poor thing can't get all - like - inVOLVED in this

you know. After all, August is almost here. He's got a vacation to get to. We can't honestly expect him to give up that hard-earned month off, now, can we? Why force him to mess up his schedule like this?

After all, chewing all that fancy foreign grub with his mouth open and sitting on his ass talking trash and yearning for contradicta is hard work.

:evilgrin:

[lumberjack_jeff]

9. It's more like

1. Rapture
2. Rapture
3. Rapture
4. Rapture
5. Rapture

[0007]

22. Nonsense. Here is the real genuine Peace Place



[DancingBear]

10. Number 6 is "Ask Condi to wear the black lacy thingie"

but you didn't hear that from me. :)

[Totallybushed]

11. Plan looks good to me.

:sarcasm:

Must be in the execution.

[SlipperySlope]

12. A real plan

1: Destroy Hezballah's ability to strike at Israel.

[gratuitous]

17. Great plan

But the devil, as usual, resides in the details.

[The_Casual_Observer]

13. One point plan. Kill arabs & hope that scares them into submission.

[CAG]

26. Almost...: Kill a bunch of arabs, have Faux news discuss why in the

world all of the arabs don't like us.

[The_Casual_Observer]

27. Discuss how ungrateful the Arabs are that we are using up all

of our expensive bombs on them without even a simple "thank you", or a quick recitation of the "Lord's Prayer" in our honor.

[endarkenment]

14. Best post all day!

Thanks - you the uniter.

[RobertSeattle]

16. Are you sure it isn't?

5.
4.
3.
2.
1.

Boom

[Justitia]

18. Ya got me! LOL -eom

[alvarezadams]

21. Can I fill in the blanks please?

1. Examine the problem from the perspective of ideological self-interest:
- Does it help out the principal "constituency" and the basis of our "body politic", big business?
2. How does the situation affect oil, arms and capital?
3. What can we gain from the situation, either politcally or with regards to our "constituents"?
4. How hard is it to spin the situation into terms of our politcal rhetoric?
5. Does our actions give us a hard-on?

[Shipwack]

23. You forgot point six!

The most important point...

6. PROFIT!

[robbedvoter]

24. 1. Watch my drive

2. Blame Clinton (his peace talks raised expectations - caused war)
3. Make sure Dick gets his contracts
4. Send Condi on talk shows
5.Smile for the camera - my body language is essential in these negotiations - that's my job! (actual quote)

[rurallib]

25. Looks much like the plan to get the poor out of New Orleans

Probably will have a similar success.

[Donna Zen]

28. Big Trouble

Whoever leaked this will be found and punished.

This is big trouble.

DU could be zapped for publishing this.


OMG

[tomreedtoon]

30. I filled in the points for you.

1) I'm the decider. I'll decide when to act.

2) The more dead bodies, the more terrible the war. I don't wanna stop a small war, I want it big so when I stop it I'll look like a big brave hero.

3) Can't do a thing without a photo op.

4) Gotta make sure my rich buddies are taken care of, and then...

5) Cake!

[Bandit]

31. Bush* can count to five...I think the world should celebrate

:shrug:

[BootinUp]

32. Another way it could be written

1,2,3,4...(symbol for infinity).

Just my two cents. :hi: