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on 9/11/01, he first sits paralyzed and mute for 20 minutes while terrorists attack the nation. Then he runs like a cringing coward away from the trouble, hiding from the people and making up lies about his plane being a target. Finally, 3 days later he appears and makes a "heroic" speech, after all of his handlers have had a chance to clean the shit out of his pants from 9/11.
Last year, while one of the nations great cities was under seige by Hurricane Katrina, Il Dunce' smoodged with John McCain, posed for photos with a presidential guitar, and attended GOP fundraisers. At last the outrage was so enormous that even MSRNC couldn't ignore it, so ChickenSmirk hid for three days, then appeared to give a compassionate speech full of lies about how his FEMA would take care of things and ease the suffering. A photo-op in a helicopter completes the passion play.
Last week, the loser is at a conference with the most pwerful people in the world - all about 10 times smarter than he is. What could develop into WWIII is breaking out in the ME. 4 times he is asked about the dire situation. 4 times he talks about a pig that he's going to eat. People the world over react with astonishment at how ignorant, callous, and downright pathetic the man is. But, after 3 days of preparation by his handlers and lies/obfuscation my the GOP media machine, Commander Yellowstreak is ready to inspire the people with some stupid bromides and lies.
Let's call it the Smirk Rule - anything that happens while he lives in the White House will require him receiving 3 days notice so that he can sober up, get drilled in appropriate almost-applicable platitudes, and have his media minions prep the fawning Limbeciles for his photo-op.
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