Republican Strategists, Sex, MySpace, and Pride: A Heartwarming DC Tale

[banana republican]

It’s getting so that a couple nice young girls can’t drive up to DC for the Pride parade without getting openly propositioned by Republican Strategists who give them their real names and business cards these days. Take, for example, the MySpace blog of one such lady, whose sordid tale is reprinted (as a warning to the well-endowed) below:

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Oh, Jack Burkman. As you can see at right, curiosity got ahold of the young lady, and she commenced googling. And posting the results for us all to enjoy.

Jack, if you’re going to pick up girls from out of town, you could pick a better venue than the Pride parade. That’s all we’re saying.

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/jack-burkman/republican-strategists-sex-myspace-and-pride-a-heartwarming-dc-tale-181266.php

How Stupid can you get....

Obviously we have not arived at the black hole of the stupidity horizon...

[Redstone]

1. Oh, that's GOD DAMN funny! He needs to learn to think with his

big head, not his little one (and being a Republican functionary, I bet it's a LITTLE one indeed).

Redstone

[greenman3610]

2. burkman on Scarborough

JACK BURKMAN, REPUBLICAN STRATEGIST: Sure, but there‘s nothing wrong with pandering, if it‘s the right thing to do, Joe. This is the right policy. Look, George Bush is a moderate. He has been dragged kicking and screaming into this. The president feels that because of his youth, this is not the kind of issue he wants to get into, et cetera, et cetera. He‘s never been a strong social conservative. I‘m glad he‘s finally coming to the party.

But you know, all of these people—Joe Biden, I‘m sure my opponent tonight—they‘re going to make this argument that somehow terrorism and all of these issues—I would advance the bold pieces (ph) tonight, Joe. And this is controversial. But this issue and the moral fabric of the country is five times as important as the war on terror and the war in Iraq combined because as your book, “Rome Is Burning”—America will never be defeated in the field. Just like the Roman legions, we will never fall in battle. I mean, if Osama bin Laden thinks he can defeat the United States by knocking over buildings, he‘s crazy. But where we will fall and where we are falling as a civilization is from within. It‘s moral...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13165469/