A good email to pass around

[Maraya1969]

Just got this in the mail today. Going to forward it far and wide. READ the last sentence!

THE DEMOCRATS ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET!!
>Things you have to believe to be a Republican today
>
>>Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and
> Hillary Clinton.
>
>< Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade
> with China and Vietnam is vital to
> a spirit of international harmony.
>
>>The United States should get out of the United Nations, but our
> highest national priority is forcing UN resolutions against Iq.
>
>>A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
> multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
> without regulation.
>
>>The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops
> in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
>
>>If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
>
>> A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time
> allies! , then demand their cooperation and money.
>
>>Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but
> providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
>
>>HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the
> public at heart, as do oil companies.
>
>>Global warming is junk science, but creationism should be taught
> in schools.
>
>>A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
> offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which
> thousands die is solid defense policy.
>
>>Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
> Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the
> Internet.
>
>>The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but
> George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
>
>>Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're
> a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our
> prayers for your recovery.
>
>>What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest,
> but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.


Support for hunters who shoot their friends and blame them for
> wearing orange vests similar to those worn by the quail is expected.
>
> Feel free to pass this on. If you don't send it to at least 10 other
> people, we're likely to be stuck with more Republicans in '06 and '08.
> Friends no longer let friends vote Republican.
>
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