What's really in the suspicious package at the White House?

[quaoar]

Poll question: What's really in the suspicious package at the White House?

What's in that package? Someone's lunch?

[Orrex]

1. Three Brazilians

[AllegroRondo]

2. Bush's coke shipment

[noonwitch]

15. That was my guess in an earlier post/topic

Cocaine, anthrax, it's all good.

[MADem]

3. His crayons and coloring books, to keep him busy during the

flight to WVA...he's a fidgety one, ya see. Now, the poor aircrewman will have to play Patty Cake all the way to Wheeling!

[Botany]

4. This

Terror level Mango

[Options Remain]

5. was thinking pretzels myself

otherwise how could they justify the threat.

[uppityperson]

6. pretzels

man arrested for attempted murder

[baldguy]

7. Blueprints for WTC1, WTC2 & WTC7

Showing the locations of the demolition charges.

[guinivere]

8. Halliburton lunch money or

a Dick Tracy decoder ring.

[Frank Cannon]

9. A rubber Jeff Gannon head

With lifelike open mouth and "EZ-Kleen" scalp.

[guinivere]

10. roflmao! blech! nt

[SaintLouisBlues]

11. Dirty laundry---the whites

n/t

[deutsey]

12. The US Constitution

Veeeerry suspicious thing, that...

[Maat]

13. My hubby votes for 'other' ..

sex toys from Mississippi.

[Syncronaut Seven]

14. Shoot! I voted before I saw the Jeff Gannon option.

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[leftofthedial]

16. those are great!

I think it's Condi's strap-on