What did Bush's advisor whisper to him in the classroom on 9/11?

[Rocknrule]

My guess is something along these lines:

"Everything is going as planned, My Lord"

[BlueEyedSon]

1. "Mission Accomplished"?

[Lenore]

2. Every good boy deserves a pet goat. n/t

[liberalitch]

3. We're fucked....

try not to piss your pants.

[Catherine Vincent]

4. Card asked him if he needed a potty break.

:)

[DanCa]

5. Bush got stuck on a big word readding "My pet goat"

That wasn't in advisor per see it was his read this big word for me guy.

[ThoughtCriminal]

6. Problem solved...

- enjoy the story.

[bigbrother05]

7. No that's 3000 not 300.

sorry

[kiki]

8. "Young Skywalker will soon turn to the Dark Side."

[WritingIsMyReligion]

9. "Osama did as was asked, Majesty"

[kanrok]

10. "We got the trifecta, boss!"

n/t

[biscotti]

11. It's begun

[alfredo]

12. Your fly is down.

[shance]

13. I think that moment is the verdict of guilt for the Administration

Card was whispering the second tower had been hit, and Bush reacted without any surprise or reaction which makes no sense, unless of course he knew everything was going as planned. As we see in the video, he gave nothing but a nod and an okay.

Any person, much less leader of the most powerful country, receiving that kind of news would not have sat back and continued reading with NO REACTIONS or no questions for Card. Even George Bush.

However, if he KNEW something was going as planned, he would have just gone back to reading, which is of course what he did.

[pearl]

14. Elvis has left the building

nt

[Mutley]

29. Or, he was waiting for someone to tell him what the following words mean:

the, second, tower, has, been, and hit

But seriously, you have a very good point. :thumbsup:

[LVdem]

15. "Your holding the book upside-down, sir." nt

[kansasblue]

16. 'you're doing a heckofa job, bushie'

[ktlyon]

17. Sit tight, Dick will tell us what to do in a little while. Things are a

little off schedule, the other planes haven't crashed yet.

[DoYouEverWonder]

28. You're close

BTW: Welcome to DU

[bunnywhiskers]

18. "We're going to milk this for everything we can"

"We're going to exploit the deaths of 3000 people so we can go to war in order to murder tens of thousands of dark-skinned people, establish permanent military bases in the Middle East so we can proceed to kill even more dark skinned people and steal their oil in the name of Jesus Christ and Big oil."

or something along those lines

[newyawker99]

20. Hi bunnywhiskers!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Zynx]

19. "Sir, it actually is serious."

Bush to himself: "Hmmm...Serious...Is that kind of like cereal? They sound kinda the same. Or maybe it's like Syria. Syria is close to Iraq. Iraq! There we go! It makes perfect sense!"

[Starbucks Anarchist]

21. "Jackpot."

[pox americana]

22. "Two down, two to go"

Oh, and Rummy's on his third "breakfast" and says there'll be hell to pay if he doesn't get his missile pronto.

[Pharlo]

23. Technical difficulties with the receiver on his back....

Someone had to whisper the words (of the advanced vocabulary of 'My Pet Goat') to the illiterate Harvard Business School grad until the transmission was once again clearand he could continue pretending to be reading - unfortunately, he's still pretending to be president.

[JNelson6563]

24. The Eagle has landed

operation Screw America is in full swing my liege.

[MrBenchley]

25. What's more significant than the whisper

is that Card sprinted away again without even pausing to hear what Chimpy might have to say...because he knew anything the corrupt drunk might say wouldn't be worth hearing.

When the nation came under attack, pResident Fucko's staff didn't even bother to pretend Chimpy was in charge.

[skipos]

26. "I think it's best if you sit there and look like a deer in headlights."

[Mutley]

27. "Sir, your cheesesteak has arrived, but they put onions on it.

Should I have them take it back?"

[Spirochete]

30. "I'm not wearing any underwear"