I expect Bush to come clean and give an honest, thoughtful speech tonight

[Wetzelbill]

It was a struggle even typing that bullshit.

But the insurgency will still be in its last throes. Honest.

[MaineYooper]

1. right after monkeys fly out of his butt. nt

[Zorbuddha]

4. Monkeys continuously fly out of his butt.

That's part of the problem.

[Wetzelbill]

12. He is a monkey isn't he

[Zorbuddha]

17. There is redundancy involved.

It's a looping conundrum. A mobius mystery, wrapped in a riddle.

[AntiCoup2K4]

10. Is that even technically possible?

...for monkeys to fly out of a chimp's butt? :shrug:

[gordianot]

2. Of course Democracy is on the march. Will he say get-r-done?

Merica and th coaliton of the willing has more resolve than the terrist.
It is hard work.
Withdrawl from Iraq negates the sacrafice of brave Mericans.
We will stay the course.
Merica is safer than we were on 9-11.
We live in the best of all possible worlds.

:puke:

[Zorbuddha]

6. If he says 'get-r-done'

I'm going to shoot my TV.

[Skidmore]

3. Thanks for the effort, but ...

The soft bigotry of low expectations will carry him through as usual.

[bunkerbuster1]

5. And he'll call on Young College Republicans to enlist!

It'll be so awesome!

[flpoljunkie]

7. Condi and Scotty have already said it's a "Stay the Course" speech.

His job approval numbers will go below 40, if this is all he has to say is, "let's do more of the same."

[Flying Dream Blues]

8. I heard him saying the other night

that giving a timeline for "withdrawl" would "concede" too much too the enemy...I half expected him to tell us what concede meant. It was just so obvious that he was not using his own words. Sad when a word like "concede" sounds too lofty for your president, huh?

[XemaSab]

11. You really have to wonder

if it's all spelled out phonetically on the teleprompter.

kun-seed 2 much 2 the ehn-uh-mee

[demo dutch]

9. Yeah right, when pigs fly!

[NMDemDist2]

13. sheathing my Moderator Light Saber of Death to LMAO

:rofl:

[Algorem]

14. a Bush/Gannon/Ashe menage a trois in the family hour?This is what I've

heard.The end of Westertn Civilization as we've known it.

[Wells]

15. The horror....

Minutes into DUHbya's blitherings, we have heard this all before. I wish that he'd wipe that frickin grin off his face. He's reading. He's reading words. He knows words mean something. He's trying to make his facial expressions mean something. He smiles when he thinks he's done his speaking good.

[Algorem]

16. He should be swung through Bagdad on wires,from a helicopter,and read

his bullshit,at street level.