Hilarious posting on craigslist in San Francisco

[Northern Perspective]

FOR SALE/BARTER: My body in Persistent Vegetative State... - 2

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Reply to: see below
Date: Thu Mar 24 09:51:00 2005


Dear loved-ones,
I make the following statement in a sound state of mind and of my own volition:

If I am rendered comatose and determined to be in a persistent vegetative state (PVS) for a period longer than one month and if no imminent cure is forthcoming, I do not wish to be kept alive by artificial means including but not limited to nourishment, hydration, etc.

However....

If, due to the absurd political state of affairs in this country, my persistent vegetative state and impending unplugging can be parlayed into some sort of political leverage, I wholly endorse using my predicament in whatever way possible for the purposes of passing legislation favorable to my general political and ethical outlook. Here is a list of top-tier causes I support and will continue to support, both while in my PVS and after my eventual death.

Cont'd:

http://vancouver.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/65266930.html

[LibertyorDeath]

1. Beautiful.

[liberalhistorian]

2. Wow! That is just perfect, now

why didn't I think of that????