Letterman: Top 10 President Bush Explanations For The Bulge In His Jacket

[quaoar]

10. "It's connected to an earpiece so Cheney can feed me answers--crap, I wasn't supposed to say that."

9. "It's a device that shocks me every time I mispronounce a word."

8. "Just a bunch of intelligence memos I haven't gotten around to reading yet."

7. "Mmm, delicious Muenster cheese."

6. "John Kerry initially voted for the bulge in my jacket, then voted against it."

5. "I'll tell you exactly what it is--it's a clear sign this econonmy is moving again."

4. "Halliburton is drilling my back for oil."

3. "Oh like you've never cheated in a presidential debate.

2. "Accidentally took some of Governor Schwarzenegger's 'roids."

1. "If Kerry's gonna look like a horse, then I'm gonna look like a camel."

[Catfight]

1. ROLFMAO!

[LisaLynne]

2. I love Dave.

And not just because he's from my home state! :)

[donhakman]

5. Those are good

Photo: In celebration of yet another close victory decided by Florida...
Rove and Bush are carried away by the crowd.

[Arancaytar]

3. LOL

Letterman is the best, absolutely. He beats even the Onion.

[Gothmog]

4. LOL

Very funny

[blue neen]

6. "Halliburton is drilling my back for oil."

This list is hilarious!