Freepers pray for a debate comeback....

[pdx_prog]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1239103/posts


My personal favorite is "we all know bebates are hard work"...

and the guy who is fasting to give dumbass an edge.....

[WI_DEM]

1. they still think God's on their side?

[cheezus]

2. praying Kerry is foolish enough to forget Poland two debates in a row!

oh lord, you are so great and wonderful. Now go do my bidding

[derby378]

3. Let 'em pray all they want (n/t)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=3934235311&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT

[Hans Delbrook]

40. Oh my god

Now - that is truly laugh out loud funny!

[noahmijo]

4. This one says it all

"Prayers and fasting today for Pres. Bush. I advise everybody who wants Bush to win, to fast, or at least make some sacrifice and offer it up for him."

How about you give up your first-borns to Count Cheney since you have no problem with OTHER people giving up their first-borns for Halliburton.

[Career Prole]

26. Huh-uh...no way!

Your post says it all, Noahmijo! :thumbsup:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

55. How about a REAL sacrifice like ENLIST!

[JPace]

60. "make some sacrifice and offer it up for him"

this is so sick.....right out of prehistoric times!
What do they want? slaughter chickens? cut a goats
throat? Maybe beat themselves about the loins?
Oh yes God really digs all that blood and pain! No
wonder the repigs love war so much.

[onehandle]

5. Freepers molest poodles. nt

[displacedtexan]

6. Mr. Bush, God on line 1 for you...

He says the answer is NO.

[fudge stripe cookays]

10. he he....

You owe me a new monitor!

I'm mopping up Coke on my desk. Thanks!
FSC

[randyrat]

7. My fave line from the story

"I fault the (staff) preparation," another old friend told The News. "Nobody told him you have to stay nice. But Bush is so disciplined that once he gets something in his head, he'll do it....."

Ya know, my mom has a dog that can do tricks if you give her a treat. She will roll over, or sit up and beg.

[zbdent]

21. There's a term for that

obsessive-compulsive

[newyawker99]

58. Hi randyrat!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Parche]

8. debate

The freeps talk about Kerry's senate record, will he show up to vote?
I wonder if they know that GW has taken the most vacation time of any
President in History, and even 1month in August of 2001 after only
7months in the Whitehouse.
Kerry's record in the senate, he went after the Iran/Contra
the BCCI, lobbied for environment, a real tax cut for the middle class
health care

I just saw the one about "working vacations" for Bush, what a joke
do these freepers ever give up?
What is a working vacation
Do you go to Hawaii on vacation to work?
They are so ignorant

[classof56]

9. I'm praying that Bush has a complete meltdown

Hey, it's worth a shot.

DEFEAT BUSH!!

[SammyWinstonJack]

37. I don't pray, but if I did, that would be my prayer

Americans need to witness that.

[tnlefty]

11. Smirk* took the entire month of Aug. as a 'vacation day' during a time

when alerts were extremely high and this nut has the nerve to state "shows up for his job" in relation to this habitually vacationing pResident. Jeeeze...I hope the nut fasts for a very long time. It would take a long time to cleanse the body and get these thought processes working better.

[kcwayne]

12. Gee, do you think that when it is clear that prayers do not work

they will think:

1) Didn't pray hard enough
2) Democrats prayed harder to Satan
3) There is no God, I'll become an atheist

[Steely_Dan]

41. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[realcountrymusic]

42. CHOICE #4: GOD HATES BUSH (eom)

[janx]

13. I would never make fun of prayer, but this is so political and

so public that it makes me feel physically ill.

Doesn't anyone pray in private anymore?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

14. "the guy who is fasting to give dumbass an edge"

it would be harder for him to give up masturbating...

[janx]

15. How did you miss this one:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1239038/posts





Or this one?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1238510/posts

Again, I am a person of faith and value prayer myself, but this is really awful.

[phatkatt]

18. Hey, I just noticed *'s eyes are OPEN in that picture

... and looking straight ahead, giving him a very evil look.

[KharmaTrain]

29. I'm Laughing My Ass Off.

Sorry, this is just too good...I'd almost nominate it for a Front Page here.

For some chuckles so you don't have to slime your browser:

Can you spare an hour to pray for our President? As you know the second debate is tomorrow night, and our President needs our prayers. If you are interested in praying for him for an hour between midnight tonight and 11:00 p.m. tomorrow night, please reply. Let me know which hour you will commit to praying for him so that we can endeavor to cover him in prayer every minute tomorrow. We'll use Eastern Standard Time, so please adjust according to your time zone.


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Why wait till midnight.....Start now!
I was trying to give everyone a heads-up. If anyone is willing to give an hour right now, let me know. Thanks.


5 posted on 10/07/2004 7:23:51 PM PDT by Faith
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To: Faith
I will pray at 1 PM Central time tomorrow.



6 posted on 10/07/2004 7:24:49 PM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: Faith
If I may, I'd like to take 7-8 a.m. Eastern time. It's hard for me to find peace and quiet during the day or evening, with the kids going off all the time. But I pray during the workday too, when my Muslim boss and extreme liberal supervisors don't catch me.



7 posted on 10/07/2004 7:24:59 PM PDT by Capriole
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To: Faith
I will take the 6-7 am time tomorrow.



8 posted on 10/07/2004 7:26:37 PM PDT by tapatio ("Reputation is what men and women think of us. Character is what God and the angels know of us.")
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To: Faith
Count me in for midnight tonight, Faith ...

9 posted on 10/07/2004 7:27:06 PM PDT by Pegita ('Tis so sweet to trust in Jesus, just to take Him at His Word ...)
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To: Faith
Praying in Texas



10 posted on 10/07/2004 7:27:10 PM PDT by TXBubba ( Democrats: If they don't abort you then they will tax you to death.)
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This is great stuff. I never print out Freeper crap, but this one gets sent around!

[janx]

61. It looks like one of the Readings in Harper's Magazine... n/t

[54anickel]

30. Cripes, that first one is sick. "Evil enemy" Whatever happened to the

idea of Thy will by done? When did that get changed to MY?

[girl gone mad]

34. Ask and ye shall receive:

Pray, too, that evil will be exposed and brought out into the light!"

[Contrary1]

47. Oh my...

and I am a believer in prayer.

[janx]

62. Same here. This is perverse. n/t

[Minimus]

16. my favorite :

To: areafiftyone

Debates are hard work; everybody knows that.


8 posted on 10/08/2004 9:17:14 AM PDT by kevao (John Kerry doesn't speak for me; neither does John Kerry.)

[AnIndependentTexan]

17. my personal pray to John Kerry

PLEASE WIN SO WE CAN SEE A MAJOR MELTDOWN FROM THE FREEPERS!

[RoyalWickedness]

19. I am not a very frequent vistor to that site, but

I checked this out. What the hell is with the "Prayer Warrior" shit????? Are these people all like four years old??? Do they honestly think God is taking a friggin' poll or something? God: "OK, let's see, I've got four million prayers for Kerry, five million for Bush, guess Bush gets it." WTF??????

Personally, since they are praying for things like the "truth coming to light" and "lies being exposed" I hope their prayers are answered....

Freaks!!!

[expatriot]

20. "Maybe all he needs is to get a good night's sleep."

"Maybe all he needs is to get a good night's sleep. That can sometimes be difficult for somebody who ACTUALLY SHOWS UP to do his job each day, unlike the Senators John Gone Sr. and Jr.

-5 posted on 10/08/2004 9:15:51 AM PDT by mywholebodyisaweapon"

Oh, I see. Bush hasn't been getting his usual 10 hours of sleep a night.

[Contrary1]

48. I guess

alcohol and drug induced comas don't count as sleep. :boring:

[AntiCoup2K4]

53. Prolonged cocaine use will do that to you.

Maybe once Junior's out of the White House he can do that "Insomniac" show with Dave Atell(?) on Comedy Central.

[pelagius]

22. A DU Prayer

This prayer was posted before the last debate at:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=2433621&mesg_id=2433621&page=

"That both candidates would show their true character, those watching would be able to discern this, and choose between them with wisdom for the benefit of all of us."

[crispini]

23. I actually find myself agreeing with this one:

To: codyjacksmom


Lets SUPPORT our president, not tear him down!!!

Excuse me? He's a politician, reapplying for his job. We'll see if he merits it. If he can't break away from gladhanding on TV in Florida (the latest Hurricane Handout) long enough to rest and prepare for an important job presentation, that shows pretty poor judgement on his part, IMHO.

He was sloppy, ill-prepared and took a very lazy approach to the first debate. Stellar presentation skills are part of, and critical to, the job. Normal people would be fired for doing such a poor job of presenting to the client.

He's just a politician, after all. And during his tenure, the government he administers had grown incredibly more expensive and oppressive. I don't think he was hired to achieve that.


66 posted on 10/08/2004 9:53:16 AM PDT by Hank Rearden (Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)

[crispini]

25. Oooo! I agree with this one too!

To: kevao

If I hear "hard work" another time, I am going to break something.

78 posted on 10/08/2004 10:11:58 AM PDT by rwfromkansas

bwahahahahahahahaha!

[Zhade]

56. That CAN'T be a Freeper. It's too reasoned and logical.

They dare to question the Monkey King. They'll be punished.

Guy should come here and have a real discussion. Sounds like he can at least have one, versus just licking b*sh's ass like the vast majority of the delusional fucks over there.

FOX "News" too liberal - hahahahahaha!

[expatriot]

57. Has Jimbob zapped him yet? How dare there be dissent at FR!!!!!

All bow at the shrine of W!

[Maestro]

24. Those people are mentally ill

!

[AnIndependentTexan]

27. I wonder if we can get Chris Heinz to give out a prayer before the debate

[je11]

28. The thing about prayers is that the answer

sometimes is: "NO!" Doesn't mean God didn't hear you though.


Peace,


JE

[newyawker99]

59. Hi je11!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[PATRICK]

31. To what god?

That guy should consider a hunger strike to force Bush to do some hard work. I wish they all would. Even if they couldn't persevere, the diet might clear up their health and mental problems.

It is so unfortunate so many of these enthusiasts convinced themselves that Bush was a master debater.

[eyepaddle]

32. If there's one thing I

Like more than a psychotic meltdown in freeper-vilee it's...no, wait-there really isn't anything I like more than Freep implosion! Oooohhh I can hardly wait to hear the wailing and recriminations tonight:P

[GiantCranes]

33. This is my favourite:

"I saw GWB in a townhall format Monday afternoon. He was awesome. Strong, articulate and connected well with folks. You are wrong about George. If there is a problem, it will be an infiltration of pony-tail guys."

haha

[giant_robot]

35. Personally, as a non-believer

I love it when they get on a prayer kick. It keeps them quiet and out of trouble, and it doesn't do a damn bit of good apart from that. Hey freep-lurkers, say a prayer for my lost soul while you're at it.

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Beer Snob-50]

36. WTF!!!

Wednesday's "bombshell" report? Please... we've known since January that there weren't any stockplies of WMDs it's hardly even news let alone a "bombshell".
These freepers really down that koolaid!!

[VOX]

38. Don't mean to knock anyone's faith, but if they're down to prayer...

they, uh, really don't stand a prayer.

[Contrary1]

39. What I find Very Interesting...

is that there is not one single thread in the local conservative-based newspaper politics forum that proclaims Bush will win tonight's debate. Nothing. Two weeks ago they were all abuzz at how Dubya was gonna kick Kerry's ass all over the stage.

Can you hear it? Their silence speaks volumes.

[AntiCoup2K4]

43. Jesus already answered these idiots....

Matthew 6:5
And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.


Matthew 23:14
Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.

Better pack a lot of sunblock for that trip to the beach, Freeps.

The beach at the Lake of Fire, that is :evilgrin:

[drdigi420]

44. if there was a god, and he is perfect, and has a perfect plan

what the hell good is praying for him to change his plan?

do these idiots think they know more than their fictional diety?

[requiem99]

45. Heh, this post at freerepulsive in that thread is just gold:

"This is the line I want to hear Bush say at the debate

You missed 90% of the votes in the Senate, how exactly does this make you qualified to be a President ? Will you ever bother showing up? "

Not only in this figure inaccurate (The worst number I heard was 76 percent and it was for intelligence committee attendance, NOT senate, but thats another story, maybe someone can provide more information on that one) it is laughable considering all the vacation time Bush spent during the year leading up to September 11. I agree with this freerepulsive poster: I hope he DOES use that line, because Kerry's response would be swift, devastating, and oh so very sweet.

[Catfight]

49. Bush spent 40% of his time in office on vacation? HELLO!

[IdaBriggs]

46. They aren't praying for everyone; just what they (selfishly) want.

I'm going to be inviting everyone to join in on the same prayer tonight that we did before/during the last two debates:

"That both candidates show their true character, those watching are able to discern this, and choose between them with wisdom for the benefit of all of us."

Personally, I think its been answered twice now, and I am confident it will be answered again this evening.

Peace,
Ida Briggs

[bush equals idiot]

50. In the name of the father, and of the son....

neither one of you will be in the White House ever again.

Signed

God

[saracat]

51. What is deperate is the suggesstion that they vote for

Kerry in the onlinr polls do the media will theow the polls out! LOL! I thought something must of happened with the VP polls. But it made the media reconsider their dumping of Edwards. BTW what is up with all the negative Bush comments being allowed to stay uo? Really weird!

[Philostopher]

52. They've forgotten the old saying:

"God helps those who help themselves."

Which is, to my burned-out agnostic synapses, just another way of saying faith without works is dead. Just like 'sometimes, God says no.'

That's what I was always told, as a kid, when I complained praying didn't do anything. Either "God says no sometimes" or "God helps those who help themselves."

I wonder if any of those Kool-Aid drinkers could possibly understand any of the three Christian concepts I just articulated?

[mulsh]

54. sometimes God says NO

at least that's what the nuns used to tell me. something for the freeptards to ponder and pray on later tonight.