Sidr remains on track for cat-4 landfall

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[lazyriver]

1. This storm has all the potential to be a near worst case

scenario for Bangladesh and parts of India. This could be a disaster of monumental proportions. US media barely mentioning it.

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2. Somewhere, at this very moment...

a beautiful, rich, white, blonde celebrity is embarrassing herself. And c'mon, what are you gonna cover for the evening McNews?

[lazyriver]

3. Perhaps they should rename the storm,Typhoon Paris.

I'm sure it would get more air time:

"Category 4 storm, Typhoon Paris, made a spectacle of herself today by whirling around uncontrollably in the Bay of Bengal, periodically shedding and reforming her inner eye wall before crashing into and passing out in the rural countryside of Bangladesh. Eye witnesses claim she was noticeably drunk on the steamy waters of the Indian Ocean, thus violating one of the conditions of her parole. Tropical Depression Britney 1 has also recently formed in the western Pacific...further coverage after we ignore the press for impeachment and still more death in Iraq".

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4. you are the wind beneath my wings.

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