ATTN Repugs ... I hereby promise not to spread your wealth ...

[zbdent]

as long as you don't spread your debt, and you refuse all federal aid.

Please make sure to maintain the roads in front of your house, hand-deliver all your mail to its destination, generate your own electricity, make your own gasoline, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera ...

[Buzz Clik]

1. A lot of Republicans favor privatizing all of those functions.

Just thought I'd point that out...

[CJCRANE]

2. That's Anarcho-Capitalism - similar to what pertains in Somalia nt

[Buzz Clik]

3. That would be the extreme version.

[zbdent]

4. fine ... let them pay for maintaining the road in front of their house ...

I'd bet they'd think those few pennies a gallon on gas would be a bargain in comparison ...

[durablend]

6. Don't forget the fire department!

House catch fire? Better have that garden hose tucked safely away outside!

[Blue Meany]

7. And you better have your own water supply too, you can't use

public water systems.

[sinkingfeeling]

5. First make sure they pay cash for their portion of the national debt.