Transcript of Bush August Briefing Revealed!!!

[markses]

Bush: Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?!!

Cheney: Why don't we talk about it another time.

Bush: you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken. Something's missing!

Dr. Rice: Something's missing all right.

Clarke: They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.

Bush: That's perverse...!

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(Apologies to Seinfeld)

[stopbush]

1. Nope, I think it went something like this:

We have information that OBL is planning on crashing commercial aircraft into both towers of the WTC and the Pentagon on the morning of Sept 11, 2001.

bushco: well, unless you can tell us the names of the airlines and flights that will be hijacked as well as the names of all the hijackers, AND change your report to say Saddam is behind it all, we're not interested.