Would you rather have WINGS, a TAIL, a SNOUT, HORNS, or UDDERS?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Poll question: Would you rather have WINGS, a TAIL, a SNOUT, HORNS, or UDDERS?

[HopeHoops]

1. If you mean "to eat", none of the above. If NOT...

I'd go with polymorphism. Want to be a lemur for the day? Go for it. Moose the next - WATCH OUT - HERE COMES THAT ASSWIPE PALIN!!!! "Don't worry, she can't shoot worth shit."

Besides, I could just morph into a mite or something and wait until she's gone.

[IcyPeas]

2. wings. I love when I have dreams about flying.

[Boojatta]

3. Wings won't enable you to fly unless there are significant changes to your body.

Your best bet is increased lung capacity and fins. You would get to move in three dimensions, but the medium would be water rather than air.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

4. I'd love my own horns...

[quakerboy]

5. Exoskeleton, maybe?

Optional gills so I could live underwater sound even better.

The ability of the Tardigrade to encyst and survive freezing, vacuum, radiation, lack of water, etc would be kinda cool.


Squirrel agility? kitten cuteness? All far more desirable than anything you mentioned.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. I voted for "snout" and not just because I'm a contrarian, mm-hmm.

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I guess I just like truffles far, FAR more than I should.
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[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

7. Tail and ears with some claws

Then perhaps I can have me a little fox



or perhaps I can also have me a pretty kitty