To quote George Carlin, "Face it. Farts are funny."

[HopeHoops]

This DOES NOT APPLY to cat farts in your face at 3:00 a.m. (or any other time for that matter). Cat farts have a half life.

[Major Nikon]

1. My wife tends to disagree

Unless they are her farts.

[HopeHoops]

2. Girls don't fart.

Actually, they do. They just won't admit it.

[Major Nikon]

3. That's because they fart in their sleep

[HopeHoops]

4. TRUE TRUE TRUE!!!!! MASSIVE ONES!

[Major Nikon]

5. Worse. Millions of little ones

You wake up out of a dead sleep wondering why someone is running a goddam lawnmower in the bedroom. Then you realize it's not a lawnmower at all and at that precise moment, the smell hits you.

[fizzgig]

6. i'll totally admit that i fart

and i can out-belch any man i know

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. With a name like "fizzgig"? Gee (to quote Sir John Gielgud in "Arthur"), I'll alert the media.

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[laylah]

11. Two of the MANY things

that make me proud to be yo MaMa! :loveya::rofl:

[amyrose2712]

7. Again with the bodily functions....

I got locked for this! What gives!?

[Major Nikon]

8. Sometimes us low brows slip through the cracks

Don't count on it being a regular thang.

[mwdem]

10. The only thing me and W have in common..

I'm just saying......

[Lasher]

12. IBTL