The Gentlemen-Start-Your-Engines of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Wow. This is great! I never made the college team, even though I tried really hard. Now that I'm president they let me pitch. . . . Kinda sad, I think. . . . Imagine if I had been really good and won all the games I pitched in in college and then went to the major leagues and everybody shouting the whole time: 'Wad! Wad! Wad! Wad! . . . Gee, that woulda been swell."

[Supormom]

1. Nice jacket, but I kinda' miss my

old cheerleading outfit!

[peachy]

2. I get 50 points

if I hit the homeless woman in a wheelchair.
100 for the kid.

[Endangered Specie]

3. Oh well, at least he didnt try this little stunt at Yankee Stadium...

if you know what I mean

[sniffa]

4. reminds me of my cheerLeadin days

[cosmicdot]

5. W is thinking: the extra socks in the cup make me feel greater

than I am; and, if I'm lucky, which I am, the steroids will help me get the ball to the plate ... don't know why the catcher had to walk halfway toward me ...

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

6. Wait......what am I supposed to do with this thing again? eom

[electricmonk]

7. No caption just a mini rant

On CNN Headline News this morning when they were showing this and the guy said that Bush* "threw a strike". Yeah right, my dead grandmother could have hit that pitch he threw it was so slow. :nuke:

[cosmicdot]

8. and, if I may add, since when does the pResident have to walk on the field

[cosmicdot]

9. Man, this makes up for all the times I didn't make the team ...

but, nothing tops making the cheerleading squad so I could get out of class and travel with the team and hang out in the locker room before and after the games ... that was swell ...

[skip fox]

10. . . . and all I had to remember was to look real fast and take

a mental picture and then look up real fast so nobody thought you were queer or nothing . . . and then later run your own little mental slideshow . . . and then . . . Oh, wow! . . .

[Bossy Monkey]

11. He greased the ball! SOB even cheats throwing out the first pitch! n/t